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| 'Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.' | |
| 'It's clear now. We go into the bear pit.'..'Ron, don't!' | |
| 'You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise.' | |
| 'I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!' | |
| 'Shall I pick you up at 8:00? 7? Downstairs?' | |
| 'It's anchorman, nor anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!' | |
| 'They've done studies, you know.' | |
| 'Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something.' | |
| 'For all of us here at News Center, I'm Ron Burgundy.' | |
| 'I am completely miserable, San Diego! It's so **** hot!' | |
| 'It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!' | |
| 'Wow. Quite a drink order.' | |
| 'Are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?' | |
| 'I am gonna go on, and if you want to stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at 3 things:' | |
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| 'I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back.' | |
| 'Ron, where are you?' | |
| 'Brick, I thought you said this was a short cut.' | |
| 'His name is Nutty the Squirrel, and he's 3 years old. How 'bout that?' | |
| 'Nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale. Am I right? Look at these guys.' | |
| 'Now before we do this, let's go over the ground rules. Rule number one:' | |
| 'Look, the most glorious rainbow ever!' | |
| 'Why don't you go back to your home on**** Island?' | |
| 'You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad.' | |
| 'That's gonna do it for all of us at Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego.' | |
| 'Baxter, is that you?' | |
| 'I'm gonna walk this situation off and I will see you later. Nothing to look at. Go back to work, everyone.' | |
| 'Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.'..'Well you asked me to come by, sir.'..'Oh did I?'..'Yes.' | |
| 'You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.' | |
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