Example by Cow | Government/Movement |
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. | |
You have two cows. The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor. | |
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. | |
You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. | |
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market. | |
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. | |
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. | |
You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. | |
You have two cows. To register them, you fill in 17 forms in triplicate and don't have time to milk them. | |
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. | |
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. | |
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. | |
You have two cows. You dissect them both and figure out how to build a milk-factory instead. | |
You are associated with (the concept of 'ownership' is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines | |
You have two cows. You aren't Aryan, so the government takes both and then shoots you. | |
The proletarian cows unite and overthrow the bourgeoisie cowherds. | |
You have two cows. The Supreme Leader chosen by God gets to decide who gets milk or not. | |
How many cows I have and what I do with them does not concern you. I don't care what you do with your cows | |
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