| Law | State |
| It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. | |
| Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. | |
| It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. | |
| A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. | |
| “R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters. | |
| Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. | |
| Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide. | |
| A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine. | |
| It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. | |
| Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. | |
| It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder. | |
| No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. | |
| It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing. | |
| Thistles may not grow in one’s yard. | |
| A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. | |
| Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. | |
| One may not mutilate a rock in a state park. | |
| All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. | |
| You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. | |
| It is illegal to cause a catastrophe. | |
| In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. | |
| A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. | |
| Incestuous marriages are legal. | |
| It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. | |
| It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. | |