| Quote | Character |
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| Let's hug it out bitch | |
| I left him in aisle 9 with that MILF | |
| I got into this business so I don't have to work | |
| I'll beat that old f*** and throw him in the pool | |
| Now I'm gonna go dump, you let me know. | |
| If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar. | |
| How'd she look? Good enough to eat I bet. | |
| Are you takin' a piss Ari? | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| How much if he bangs his daughter? | |
| Dana, if I wasn't married I'd take you back to Cabo with me. | |
| He's showing off for you. | |
| What is wrong with these guys, they're like retards. | |
| That’s not mean. Mean is when I made Jen Mancini ride her bike home after I ass-f***** her. | |
| you know like when your jerkin it to a porno and they cut to a closeup of the guys face and you wanna kill yourself. | |
| Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here. | |
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