| Gift Description | Christmas Gift | Wrapped Up In: |
| A necktie or cravat with hanging ends | |
| Chit or voucher that permits access for a couple to makeout in public | |
| 1/4 of a year of Twilight or Harry Potter on your computer | |
| Starving, underfed beasts | |
| 50 dime pieces | |
| 1/4 of Jake's average Saturday | |
| | Gift Description | Christmas Gift | Wrapped Up In: |
| A new, annual almanac | |
| David Blaine's favorite pool game | |
| Bath toy for elves | |
| 200 round metals | |
| What does Soap put on her french fries? | |
| Maggie's poison | |
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