| Symptom | Yes/No | Diagnosis |
| Do you say you are for equal pay for equal work, but keep refusing to say or not whether you'd sign a bill that protects it? | |
| Do you say women should have access for contraceptive care but support legislation that would let your employer deny you contraception? | |
| Do you say you'll protect a woman's right to choose but stood up in a primary debate and said you'd be delighted to sign a law outlawing that right to choose in all cases ? | |
| Did you say earlier in the year that you'd give tax cuts to the top 1% and then in a debate said 'I don't know anything about giving tax cuts to rich folks | |
| Do you say that you are a champion of the coal industry, when while you were governor stood in front of a coal plant and said 'This plant will kill you' | |
| YOU DON'T HAVE ROMNESIA! (and hence can leave the quiz) | |