| Quote | Character |
| Get me some Nasonex you swine! | |
| Come on, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place! | |
| What the HELL is a Hufflepuff? | |
| Accio double stuff! | |
| That sucked royal hippogriff! | |
| You're acting like Garfield on a Monday. | |
| B****, I ain't Cho Chang! | |
| You Coward, Draco! 10 points from Gryffindor! | |
| Can you tell me how Lost ends? | |
| Hufflepuffs are particularly good FINDers. | |
| Oh my Rowling! | |
| It's going to be pretty hard to make that rollerblading date from Azkaban! | |