|The owner of a sword named Ice,|
The high lords all thought he was nice.
The king's realm he tended,
Though some were offended,
When Joff made him short with a slice.
|He's willing to pay any fee,|
(He comes from a rich family)
He sometimes gets frumpy,
But don't call him 'Grumpy'.
That wouldn't be very PC.
|Though not the conventional mother,|
Her babies wouldn't have another.
She spends most days walking,
But does much less talking,
Since some nice guy killed off her bro
|From conflict this girl doesn't shrink.|
At murder, I don't think she'd blink.
She doesn't seem mean,
But looked rather keen,
When she killed off a king with a drink.
|When wights and white walkers attack,|
Courage is one thing he won't lack.
He loves the night air,
(Not as much as his hair)
And looks awful swell wearing black.
|His wit with his tongue is unmatched,|
As well as the plans that he's hatched.
His biggest regret,
Is that he couldn't get,
The girl that some other guy snatched.
|Not like other hoi polloi,|
She loves her pointy-ended toy,
Though not a romancer,
She's quite a good dancer,
Just try not to call her a boy.
|Though once he was tall, brave, and strong,|
To say that's still true would be wrong,
He never was Mad,
Nor even that Bad,
He just loved the drink for too long.
|He'll always greet you with a smile,|
Though knowing him may take a while,
He's fond of his name,
And his powerful frame,
Could carry a kid for a while.
|Though it seems like he can't do much harm,|
You'd better beware of his charm,
He whispers in ears,
And stirs up their fears,
And as such he runs the whole farm.
|He once told the Starks' mother hen,|
That he was not like other men.
He acts like a creep,
But really he's deep,
Though he looks like the Barbie doll's 'Ken'.
|He wanted to be a great knight|
Instead has the gift of greensight.
He fell from a tower,
And discovered this power,
He now headed North to the night.
|His family rejected him twice.|
That's not inclined him to be nice.
The reason he's mad,
Is just because his dad,
Requires a steep metal price.