| Hint | Answer | Episode |
| Boy band that Peter mistakes for the Children of the Corn | |
| Cereal that Peter mistakes for Alpha-Bits, leading him to see a 'message' | |
| Goofy response Peter gave when he appeared on 'Jeopardy!' | |
| In the 'Logan's Run' parody, Brian suggests taking this cartoon dog | |
| Dictator who Peter envisions having his own talk show | |
| Talk show guest who is coaxed into showing his butt | |
| Celebrity whose weather report turns into an angry tirade | |
| Peter's blaxploitation film star cousin | |
| The name of said cousin's blaxploitation film | |
| Clown who scolds his daughter for wearing too much makeup | |
| Peter's extremely obese Star Wars-esque cousin | |
| Actor who's 'in everything', including a Hollywood porno | |
| English PM that Peter unknowingly refers to | |
| Elton John song that Stewie sings to show how 'cool' he is | |
| Video game character depressed over his break-up | |