Louis CK Stand-Up

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Can you complete these Louis CK Stand-Up quotes?

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Suck a bag of _________.
First Guy: 'I saw __________ today.' Second Guy: 'That's HILARIOUS.'
He's not _______, so I don't care what happens to him.
There's 50 books about _______ ________ ________ ______ _______. 50 books! There's seven books about Narnia.
I hate this kid. I'm gonna tell you about him, and I have to make up a name because he's a real child who lives in this city....His name is...uhh...._________.
I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like _______ _______ ________.
She's like...'we have to get you a _____ costume!' ....It's like she's a guy with a gun in the other room.
I have this T-Shirt, and it says '_______ _______' on it.
No one's excited on the _________ line. No one's like 'I love these, I can't wait.' No one is excited to get one.
I drove here, and on the way here I saw a bumper sticker on a car, and it said 'Tell your _________ I said thanks.'
Like all fountain sculptors are __________, basically.
Of course! But _________....
I just look at women....like they're _______ in windows.
You always know a _______.
This is ________. And for trillions of miles in every direction, it **** sucks so bad.
It's a great deal. You get to eat, you get to ****, you get to read _____ ______ ______ _________. It's a great life.
I would open a chain of pet food stores all over the country, and it would be called **** Ass Pet ________.
Two guys are in love and they can’t get married because you don’t want to talk to your _______ child for five fuckin’ minutes?

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