| Misheard Lyrics | Song | Artist |
|---|
| 'Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight' | |
| 'Hey! Wayne! I've got a Milky Way' | |
| 'Welcome to the land of fame and sex' | |
| 'Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove' | |
| 'Fat people quit smokes, two packs a day' | |
| 'You're a candle in the wind, on a corndog in the night' | |
| 'And then I kiss your ass, and thank God for the weather' | |
| 'I wanna have boobies' | |
| | Misheard Lyrics | Song | Artist |
|---|
| 'Hold me closer Tony Danza' | |
| 'Gotta Kit-Kat, Gotta Kit-Kat' | |
| 'Just got laid' | |
| 'She never knew that there was anything more than porn' | |
| 'I can't get you out of my bed' | |
| 'Lock the cash box' | |
| 'She's got electric boobs' | |
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Opening Lyrics II 
Misheard Lyrics 
Last Lines of Songs
