| Song title | COUNTRY or COUNTERFEIT |
| If You Want To Keep The Beer Real Cold Put It Next To My Ex-Wife's Heart | |
| Our Love Is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't The Same | |
| Redneck Martians Stole My Baby | |
| Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight? | |
| You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life | |
| The Gentleman Rustler's Thanksgiving Marriage | |
| You Broke My Jaw But I'm A Sucker For Your Punches | |
| Lord Let Me Wake Up Next To A '10' And Not A '2' | |
| You Ain't Worth The Dollar In The Jukebox Tonight | |
| She's Just A Girl I Met In A Mississippi Canyon | |