Mike: ‘I heard that weddings are like a 40 billion dollar a year industry’ Ross: ‘Yeah, and I’m responsible for just like ...’

Ross: ‘Well I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground’ Rachel: ‘Oh my god, what?’ Ross: ‘Like I said I was thinking of taking Emma to ...’

Rachel: ‘Those things go like 40 miles an hour, and there’s a moment when you’re at the top when you just don’t know if you’re gonna return back to earth!’ Ross: '...'

Chandler: ‘We love kids, love ‘em to death, well not actually to death that’s just a figure of speech, we love kids the appropriate amount ...’

Mike: ‘You know what enough, alright, I’m stepping in and I’m putting my foot down, as your future husband I’m gonna make this decision for us, ...'

Monica: 'I entered a pie eating contest and I ate so many that just the thought of them makes me sick’ Rachel:‘Did you at least win?’ Monica:‘Two minutes, twelve pies ...'

Ross: ‘When I was here for Holidays on Ice I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn’t read my banner’ Joey: ‘Dude I’m sure she knows ...’ Ross: ‘I hope so’

Phoebe: ‘It’s locked’ Ross: ‘Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they’re having sex on the couch it’s like: come on in! ...’

Joey: ‘Let’s not ruin this day, you worked so hard, let’s move past this and try to have a nice meal all together’ Chandler: ‘...’

Rachel: ‘Who is Phoebe with?’ Joey: ‘Mike!’ Rachel: ‘No Joey, who is Phoebe with at the door?’ Joey: ‘I wanna say ...’

Rachel: ‘We were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate’ Phoebe: ‘You wouldn’t let her have a grape?’ Rachel: ‘Oh no, not me, Emma!' Joey: '...'

Erica: ‘Does the bible say anything about adoption?’ Monica: ‘It says do it! And behold she did adopt unto them a baby, ...’

Phoebe: ‘I’m not sure about some of the bras I got’ Rachel: ‘Oh really? Do you wanna try some of them them on for me?’ Phoebe: ‘Oh okay, wait – ...’

Chandler: ‘My wife’s an incredible woman. She is loving and devoted and caring and don’t tell her I said this, but ...'

Phoebe: ‘What would you give up, sex or food?’ Ross: ‘Food’ Phoebe: ‘Okay, how ‘bout sex or dinosaurs?’ Ross: ‘Oh my god, ...’

Rachel: ‘No, you gotta pick one’ Joey: ‘Uh food, no sex, food, sex, food, sex – I don’t know, oh god I want both, I want – ...’

Rachel: ‘We saw Chandler with a blonde woman today, we followed them to a house in Westchester’ Phoebe: ‘They went in together’ Monica: ‘Oh my god, that’s awful -...'

Chandler: ‘Hey’ Joey: ‘You son of a bitch!’ Chandler: ‘Is it me or ...'

Chandler: ‘I’m not having an affair, Nancy is our Realtor’ Joey: '...’

Rachel: ‘What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I’m doing it, Ross is doing it, ...’

Monica: ‘We want a lawn and a swing set’ Chandler: ‘And a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice cream truck can go by’ Ross: ‘So ...’