Chandler: 'There’s this thing I really want us to do, I read about it in Maxim' Ross: 'We want everyone to be there, as much as I hate to delay ...'

Ross: ‘Say something to Emma on her 18th birthday’ Joey: ‘18 huh? What? It’s for her hot friends!’ Ross: ‘When they see this, you’ll be 52’ Joey: ‘...’

Joey: ‘Hey Pheebs, you know what, I was thinking since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents’ Phoebe: ‘So you’re gonna ...’

Judy: ‘You’ll be all grown up by then and we’ll be- well your grandfather and I might not be here’ Jack: ‘That’s true! ...’

Judy: ‘After all, my parents died very young’ Jack: ‘And my cholesterol’s off the charts’ Judy: ‘Remember Emma, ...’

Ross: ‘Uh Rach, does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes, say for bachelorette parties?’ Rachel: ‘Ross what are you – oh! Oh my god! ...’

Rachel: ‘I need a bunny cake right now!’ Ross: ‘Ask them if it would be faster if we ... – that is a weird sentence’

Ross: ‘While we’re waiting you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday’ Chandler: ’Hi Emma, it’s the year 2020, ...’

Judy: ‘Jack’s not allowed to drive at night, he has trouble staying in his lane’ Jack: ‘Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene, ...'

Phoebe: ‘I want the dolphin!’ chandler: ‘That’s a bear’ Phoebe: ‘...’

Ross: 'I just made these two things cheeks and then I split this to make ears’ Rachel: ‘I’m very impressed’ Ross: ‘Some can sing, some can dance, I apparently can ...’

Phoebe: ‘I’ve never had a one year anniversary before so no matter where we go I’m wearing something fancy-pants and I’m gonna put on my finest jewelry and ...’

Amy: ‘And you are?’ Ross: ‘Ross, I grew up on your block, we had thanksgiving together last year, I had a baby with your sister’ Amy: ‘...’ Ross: ‘Yes, yes you did’

Monica: ‘What was this sentence originally?’ Joey: ‘They are warm, nice people with big hearts’ Chandler: ‘And that became – they are ...’ Joey: ‘I really mean it'

Monica: ‘Joey, I don’t think we can use this’ Joey: ‘Why not?’ Monica: ‘Well because you signed it ...’

Amy: ‘You sure you wanna eat that?’ Joey: ‘...’

Monica: ‘I bought Chandler a 500 dollar watch and he ...’ Ross: ‘Seriously?’ Chandler: ‘Word’

Chandler: ‘They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter’ Monica: ‘They thought Joey was a child?’ Chandler: ‘She guessed 8, 9 ...'

Mike: ‘Why do you keep looking at the screen’ Phoebe: ‘I’m not, I’m praying – please let the Knicks win, ...’

Mike: ‘Phoebe, I love you, there is no one else in the world I would ask to marry me – ...’

Rachel: ‘That’s nice, but I think I’m okay, why don’t you give it to one of your other single girlfriends’ Phoebe: ‘I would, but ...’ Rachel: ‘Give me the book!’

Rachel: ‘Just pass the tape along’ Chandler: ‘He’s not right for the part, so if I suggest him to my bosses they’re gonna think I’m an idiot, and ...'

Ross: ‘Did you just say break up with Charlie?’ Benjamin: ‘Well yes and no, yes I did say it, and ...’