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| Chandler: 'You are gonna be in charge of paying the rent' Joey:'When's that due?' Chandler: 'First of the month' Joey:'Every month?' Chandler:'No, just the months you actually ...' | |
| Chandler: 'Okay, here's the phone bill' Joey: 'Oh my god!' Chandler: 'That's our ...' | |
| Chandler: 'I have plans with Joey' Monica: 'I thought you said you were gonna do nothing?' Chandler: 'Yeah, but ...' | |
| Monica:'Is he really coming?' Ross:'Of course he is, you think I'd use my son as an excuse, what kind of father do you think I am?' Monica:'Alright sorry' Ross:'I gotta go ...' | |
| Joey: 'Our last pizzas together as roommates' Chandler: 'Oh, I ordered Chinese' Joey: 'Our last dinner together, me bringing to food of my ancestors, you ...' | |
| Chandler: 'What do you say we play a little foosball for money?' Joey: 'I'd be easier if you just give me your money' Chandler: '...' | |
| Chandler: 'What do you say to 50 dollars?' Joey: 'I say to it - 50 dollars, you are ...' | |
| Monica: 'I love Ross, I hate Ross, I love Ross, I hate Ross' Rachel: 'Oh my god, I can't find a boyfriend so I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the ...' | |
| Chandler: 'Let's play again, you ready? What do you got?' Joey: 'A 4 and a 9' Chandler: 'You're kidding, right?' Joey: 'No, why?' Chandler: 'Well that's a ...' | |
| Monica: 'This is the last box of your clothes, I'm just gonna label it: what were you thinking?' Rachel: 'Funny, 'cause I was just gonna go across the hall and ...' | |
| Monica: 'When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror' Rachel: 'Yeah I do, I do do that' Phoebe: 'That's nice, I like having things to ...' | |
| Monica: 'When I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive-you were so great, you made it so easy, and now you have to leave and I have to ...' | |
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| Rachel: 'Guys, I am telling you, when she runs she looks like a cross between ... and the six million dollar man' | |
| Chandler: 'Are you okay with the no flirting thing?' Joey: 'Yeah so far, but I've got all this built up flirting energy and I don't know how to get rid of it - ...' | |
| Ross: 'You know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science' Chandler: 'That's ...' | |
| Chandler: 'You can't come in here, Ross is naked' Monica: 'What?' Ross: 'What?' Chandler: 'I couldn't say I was naked because she's allowed to see me naked' Ross: '...' | |
| Ross: 'I could tell, she was into me, why don't you set us up?' Rachel: 'Ooh are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have ...' | |
| Chandler:'I don't think my boss likes me' Monica:'I don't think mine likes me' Ross:'Maybe it's a universal thing' Joey:'Or maybe it's because you're all here at 11:30 ...' | |
| Ross: 'Hey Rach, do you notice anything-' Rachel: 'Yeah your teeth, yes I ...' | |
| Monica: 'Colors that don't work are: blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange and purple, do you wanna try this highlighter again?' Ross: 'No, I think it ... a little' | |
| Ross: 'Won't she notice I have makeup on?' Monica: 'Please, half the guys out there have makeup on' Ross: 'What?' Monica: 'Alright, ...' | |
| Rachel: 'Remember that thing I told you happened yesterday, well it, it didn't happen' Kim: 'You didn't cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?' Rachel: 'Okay, ...' | |
| Chandler:'You're turning into a woman' Joey:'No I'm not, why would you say that?' Chandler:'Now I've upset you? What did I say?' Joey:'It's not what you said, it's just ...' | |
| Hillary: 'What's the matter with you?' Ross: 'What's the matter with me? You've got ... It's 1999!' | |
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