| Quote | Punchline | Words Missing |
| Ross: 'It's not that we don't like the comedian, its just that that's ...' | |
| Rachel: 'Word of advice, bring back the comedian, otherwise next time you're going to find yourself sitting at home listening to that album alone' Joey: '...' | |
| Carol: 'Is this a bad time?' Ross: 'No, no it's the ...' | |
| Ross: 'Remember back when life was simpler and she was ...' | |
| Ross: 'Carol's a lesbian, she's living with a woman named Susan, she's pregnant with my child and she and Susan are going to raise the baby' Judy (to Monica): '...' | |
| Monica: 'I know they say you can't change your parents, but boy if you could (points at Ross) ...' | |
| Carol: 'Marlon if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl' Ross: '...' | |
| Phoebe: 'It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing' Rachel: 'Yeah, but if you spent it, ...' | |
| Phoebe: 'I know, I opened it and there it was, just floating in there like a ...' | |
| Monica: 'We need to talk' Phoebe: 'Wait, I'm getting a deja vu, no I'm not' Monica: 'We need to talk' Phoebe: '...' | |
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| Rachel: 'Remember when we went to central park and rented boats, that was fun' Ross: 'Yeah, ...' | |
| Monica: 'Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?' Joey: 'Probably kill myself' Monica: 'Excuse me?' Joey: 'If little Joey's dead, ...' | |
| Chandler: 'Listen, it's kind of an emergency, well I guess you know that or else we'd be in ...' | |
| Monica: 'Phoebe, do you have a plan?' Phoebe: '...' | |
| Chandler: 'I think it's great, you know, it's sweet, it's romantic' Joey: 'Really?' Chandler: 'No, you kidding? The guy's a freak, ...' | |
| Rachel's friend: 'Well, guess who my dad is making partner in his firm?' All: 'Ahh!' Rachel's friend 2: 'And while we're on the subject of news'All: 'Ahh' Phoebe: 'Look, look ...' | |
| Joey: 'Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, ...' | |
| Chandler: 'How do you do that? Phoebe: 'It's like a gift' Chandler: 'We should always ...' | |
| Joey: 'There's a note on the back, loved your work call me ASAP (a sap), she was obviously very moved' Ross: 'And you should probably call her fairly quickly' Joey: 'Yeah, ...' | |
| Phoebe: 'You've just gotta keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go - I got the part, I got the part, I'm going to be ...' | |
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