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| Phoebe: 'It's all my fault!' Monica: 'No, it's mine, why did I woo hoo? I mean, what was I hoping would happen, that he'd turn around and say 'ooh, I love that sound, ...'' | |
| Monica: 'I wish we at least knew his name' Phoebe: 'I know, I hate that they're calling him John Doe, so sad, it's like he's a deer, ...' | |
| Nora: 'Kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man' Chandler: 'Now why would she say that's embarrassing?' Nora: 'I just get this craving for ..' | |
| Nora: 'Oh no, I'm a fabulous mom, I bought my son his first condoms' Chandler: 'And then ...' | |
| Nora: 'People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo, come on, he's a secondary character, he's just, you know, a complication ...' Ross: 'When?' | |
| Monica: 'What are you guys doing here?' Joey: 'Oh, he's not even wearing a jock strap' Monica: '...' | |
| Chandler (to Nora): 'You kissed my ...' | |
| Ross: 'Now he knows and I don't know' Monica: 'Well I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!' Joey: '...' | |
| Joey: 'Will you pick one, just pick one, here, how 'bout that one?' Chandler: 'That's patio furniture' Joey: 'So what? Like people are going to come in and think, uh oh, ...' | |
| Rachel: 'Oh my god, why have I never tasted these before?' Phoebe: 'Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's ...' | |
| Chandler and Joey: 'What, what is it?' Ross: 'I'm having a boy, I'm having a boy' Chandler and Joey: 'Hey, ...' | |
| Monica: 'And that would be a shut down!' Chandler and Joey: '...' | |
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| Mr. Tribbiani: 'Joe, your dad's in love big time, and the worst part of it is, it's with two different women' Joey: 'Oh man, please tell me ...' | |
| Roger: 'It's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel like less of a failure in the eyes of the parents' Ross; 'That's ridiculous, ...' | |
| Monica: 'All these years I thought you were on my side, but maybe what you were really doing was sucking up to mom and dad so they would keep liking you better!' Ross: 'Hey, ...' | |
| Joey: 'I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means ...' | |
| Chandler: 'Come on, I'll show you to my room - that sounds so weird when it's not followed by ...' | |
| Joey: 'I've been thinking, you know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls' Chandler: 'Are they end to end or ...?' | |
| Chandler: 'And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along you will have the courage and the guts to say, ...' | |
| Chandler: 'If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after 20 year old boys or I'll end up ...' | |
| Monica: 'Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year, ...' | |
| Phoebe: 'Alright, now we need the semen of a righteous man' Rachel: 'Ok Pheebs, you know what, if we had that we wouldn't be ... in the first place!' | |
| Rachel: 'So you guys really just slide down a pole, huh?' Fireman: 'Absolutely' Phoebe: 'That's so cool, how do you get back up?' Fireman 2: 'Well, we rarely have to ...' | |
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