Ross: 'We have more interviews, and worse comes to worse we can always reconsider the first one we met with' Rachel: 'The blonde with no bra?' Ross: '...'

Phoebe: 'Unless I don't, you know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong' Monica: 'You have to tell David' Phoebe: 'Okay, I knew ...'

Ross: 'What kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I mean, it's like if a woman wanted to be-' Rachel: 'Yes?' Ross: '...'

Chandler: 'Monica says that her maitre d is the funniest guy she's ever met, am I crazy to be this upset?' Joey: 'No, being funny's your thing, without that you just got ...'

Joey: 'That's like a woman wanting to be a-' Ross: 'A what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?' Monica: 'Yes, what is the end of that sentence?' Joey: '...'

Monica: 'You're different funny, you're more sarcastic and he does bits and impersonations and limericks' Chandler: 'I do limericks, there once was a man named Chandler ...'

Chandler: 'Welp I'm off to Tulsa, so if your maitre d friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes tell him to e-mail me at www (dot) ... (dot) com'

Ross: 'Here goes' Rachel: 'I can't watch, it's like ...'

Ross: 'And that's why no matter what mommy says, we really were ...'

Ross: 'Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well daddy and Sir Mix a Lot - what? what? you wanna hear some more? Um, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun, ...'

Joey: 'Who am I married to?' Chandler: 'Some girl' Joey: 'Is she hot?' Chandler: 'Yeah' Joey: '...'

Mike: 'You're doing fine, really, why don't you go talk to my dad' Phoebe: 'Okay, okay, still sure about me being myself?' Mike: 'Absolutely, now maybe just a little less ...'

Phoebe: 'I think you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover, not in like a sissy way, when he gets going he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave' Bitsy: '...'

Amy: 'I've just been crazed' Rachel: 'Well me too, I had a baby' Amy: 'I decorated dad's office' Rachel: 'Oh yeah? Well unless you ..., not the same thing'

Joey: 'Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in and went straight for your muffin, I said: hey, don't eat that that's Phoebe's, and he said: ...'

Amy: 'Can I take this upstairs?' Ross: 'Sure, ..., but-'

Monica: 'So welcome, is this the first time you're seeing Emma?' Amy: 'Yeah I think so, it's nice to meet you Emma' Phoebe: 'Phoebe' Amy: 'Ooh, ...'

Chandler: 'If Monica's not around I'm not good enough to raise Emma' Ross: 'No, that is not what we're saying' Chandler: 'What's wrong with me? Am I incompetent? Because I ...'

Rachel: 'What career?' Amy: 'Um, I'm a decorator' Rachel: 'You decorate dad's office and now you're a decorator? Oh, I went to the zoo yesterday, ...'

Monica: 'I don't want to be one of those wives that says you can't go to the game, you have to spend time with me, ...'

Mike: 'I got beer' Ross: 'I got ...'

Rachel: 'We're not here to meet guys, you have a boyfriend, I have a baby and a Ross' Phoebe: 'Nothing has to happen, you know not everything has to go as far as ...'

Monica: 'You have to tell Joey you're not in Tulsa' Chandler: 'Don't you think it's better for him to think you're cheating on me than for him to think that ... I heard it!'

Mike: 'No I just left' Phoebe: 'Really? Okay well you have to go back in' Mike: 'Go back? ...'

Monica: 'Chandler, you're home' Chandler: 'That's right, your husband's home, so now ...'