Joey: 'She's just so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated - combined. I just, I don't want her to think I'm stupid' Ross: '...'

Janice: 'They gave you the kiddie size' Chandler: 'What?' Janice: 'Ahh! Hahaha' Monica: 'This was fun but I've got an ... to get to'

Joey: 'On Days I had to say frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy' Ross:'What's that mean?' Joey:'No idea, but the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means ...'

Phoebe:'She has trouble loosening your knots because you're such a high maintenance tight ass!' Rachel:'Phoebe!' Phoebe:'You know it's me?' Rachel: 'For like a half hour! Man, ...'

Ross: 'I may get to speak at this paleontology convention, if I do I'd love for you guys to come and hear me' Chandler: 'I think I can safely say that we all ...'

Rachel: 'I've seen them' Charlie: 'You've seen all the movies?' Rachel: 'Yeah, I'm a big fan - of the movies, you know, motion pictures, ...'

Joey: 'Wow, you look ... hot, which is like the highest level of hotness'

Monica: 'Think about it, right now somewhere out there our baby could be being conceived' Chandler: 'Wait, if we're lucky and we're really really quiet, we may be able to ...'

Joey: 'Alright, let's do it, 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally' Ross: 'It's a blanket Joe, not a ...'

Sarah: 'I'm sorry, I don't own a TV' Joey: 'You don't own a TV? ...'

Monica: 'Phoebe, I need to talk to you' Phoebe: '...'

David: 'Could we have a bottle of champagne please, and I'm kind of on a budget so if you have anything local ...'

Monica: 'Let's play' Chandler: 'I don't think so' Monica: 'Why not?' Chandler: 'Because you know how competitive you get and while I say it's cute, others disagree ...'

Chandler:'You've each won a game, I've lost what's felt like a year of my life, everybody goes home a winner' Monica:'Best out of 3?' Mike:'That's what I'm thinking' Chandler:'...'

Chandler: 'You've already proven you're just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and ...'