Rachel: 'Come over, come over, hurry up, hurry up!' Chandler: 'What? What?' Joey: 'Hey, shaving?' Chandler: '...'

Chandler: 'Look I need to ask you a favor and we can't tell Monica anything about it' Joey: 'I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica' Chandler: '...'

Monica: 'You're being weird, do you want sex or did you do something bad?' Chandler: 'No no no, I just love the way you look, ...'

Rachel: 'Your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna ..., it's just such a magical time!'

Ross: 'I love marriage' Phoebe: 'Seriously, you? Divorce-o' Ross: 'If you have to call me a name I prefer: ..., it's just cooler'

Monica: 'Why would Ross tell everyone that you are as gay as the day is long?' Chandler: 'Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs' Monica: 'That's clearly a joke, ...'

Ross: 'Posting that I died, that really isn't funny' Chandler: 'Well how you died was funny' Ross: 'Oh please, hit by a blimp?' Chandler: 'It kills ...'

Monica: 'Ah hah!' Phoebe: 'You know it's a lot less surprising to do that ...'

Monica: 'Who's that?' Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food - what are the chances? One billion Chinese people and ...'

Monica: 'Here's a few things you can discuss: mucus, fungus and ...'

Mike: 'If I had known the last time we kissed would be the last time, I never would have stopped' Monica: '...'

Ross: 'I'm still alive!' Chandler: '...'

Monica: 'How do you know she's gonna start talking?' Rachel: 'Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying' Chandler: '...'

Phoebe: 'Vegetarians never get to do the wish bone, it's really not fair either, you know, just cause we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to ...'

Ross: 'We should probably call me daddy too' Phoebe: 'I like that daddy' Ross: 'I was just talking about Rachel' Phoebe: 'Ooh is daddy getting angry? ...'

Rachel: 'Gleba, ah here it is: the fleshy spore bearing inner mass of a certain fungi' Ross: '...'

Ross: 'Don't you think that'll be a little weird, I mean, two guys in a romantic inn?' Monica: 'No, not if the room has two beds' Ross: 'I guess, it still seems a little - ...'

Ross:'Toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, floss, shaving cream, is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? Go ahead, ...'

Chandler: 'And I also got two more apples' Ross: '...'

Monica: 'When I was younger I used to dream that I got married to mayor McCheese and on our wedding night I ate his head' Rachel: 'Okay, well this is like that ...'

Ross: 'The rule in my class is if you can't come on time then don't come at all, ...'

Ross: 'You went out with a guy who can prove the accuracy of radio carbon dating by a factor of ten!' Charlie: 'Yes, and while that is ..., he had a lot of issues'