Chandler: 'I'm not used to girls making passes at me, wait a minute, ...'

Chandler: 'Look, I'm married' Wendy: 'So? I'm married' Chandler: 'I'm happily married' Wendy: 'Oh, ...'

Chandler: 'Look, you're a really nice person, ...'

Monica: 'We can categorize jobs by industry. There could be folders and files' Chandler: 'This is where your organized pain in the ass stuff pays off' Monica: 'I know! ...'

Rachel: 'Who the hell are you?' Gavin: 'Who the hell are you?' Rachel: '...'

Monica: 'Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kinda way' Ross: 'Yeah obvious beauty's the worst, me I like to have to work to find someone attractive, ...'

Chandler: 'Don't blame me if it doesn't work, cause you know as well as I do once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not he is going to ...'

Joey: 'Now there are obstacles, hot nanny and me against the world, this it the kind of stuff great novels are made of' Chandler: 'Great novels?' Joey: 'Fine, ...'

Ross: 'Well Joey, I guess we have no problem' Joey: 'It's like my favorite fairy-tale come true, the princess, the stable boy and ...'

Gavin: 'I got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you' Rachel: 'Aw, well okay, well that's very nice and you wrote a card - from Gavin' Gavin: '...'

Chandler: 'Hey' Ross: 'Yeah yeah okay sure, can we talk about what happened here last night?' Chandler: 'Sure just give me a second to get ... like you'

Ross: 'If she wants to go out there kissing guys she barely knows, well then ...'

Chandler: 'How's the moving on going?' Ross: 'Not well, I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand, but that person was neither female nor ...'

Ross: 'You break the ice with a joke, you're the funny one then I swoop in with some interesting conversation so they'll see I'm the brilliant brooding sexy one' Chandler: '...'

Ross: 'I just keep striking out' Chandler:'I don't get it either, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're ...'

Phoebe: 'They should be a family, they should get married and have more children' Joey: 'Yes and they should name one of their kids Joey, I may not have kids, someone's gotta ...'

Phoebe: 'How do you even know a woman like that?' Joey: 'What what? I'm not allowed to know smart women?' Phoebe: 'Joey' Joey: 'I met her at the library, ...'

Steve: 'That's right, I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys and I'm pretty sure ...'

Joey: 'You can't have S-E-X when you're taking care of a ...'

Monica: 'Oh thank god, Emma there you are' Rachel: 'What, what do you mean there you are, where was she?' Monica: 'We were playing peek-a-boo, ...'

Waiter: 'We do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry' Steve: 'I have such fat hands, ...'

Chandler: 'Actually it pays nothing, it's an internship' Joey: 'Oh that's cool, we have interns at Days of our Lives' Chandler: 'Right so it'll be the same except ...'

Ross: 'I know we've only gone out like twice, but I don't know, I have a really good feeling about her' Phoebe: 'Aw, ...'

Chandler: 'They've got these wheels that pop out from the bottom, because apparently walking is too much exercise, kids kids, roll your way to ...'