Monica: 'Oh my god, you cleaned! Look at these floors, and you did the windows, I have been begging you for months and you did, you cleaned, ...'

Rachel: 'I'm apartment hunting' Ross: 'You're moving?' Rachel: 'Yeah, I can't live with Joey once the baby comes, I don't want my child's first words to be ...'

Rachel: 'Imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there's a screaming baby around' Joey: '...'

Monica: 'Come on, come on, we're a team, we're in this together!' Chandler: '...'

Dr. Green: 'How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?' Phoebe: 'Oh I don't eat meat' Dr. Green: 'It's chicken' Phoebe: 'Yeah, I don't eat that either' Dr. Green: '...'

Dr. Green: 'What is new with you?' Rachel: 'Well, I got TiVo' Dr. Green: 'What's TiVo?' Phoebe: '...'

Phoebe: 'I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm really busy that day, I already have a ...'

Chandler: 'What?' Joey: 'I miss this' Chandler: '...'

Ross:'What's going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you' Mona:'You still should have told me' Ross:'I was going to, but I thought it was better that you ...'

Monica: 'I didn't know you like football' Phoebe: 'Well normally I don't, but you know Green Bay is playing' Monica: 'You like Green Bay?' Phoebe: 'Well it's only like ...'

Ross: 'So what are you up to?' Will: 'I'm a commodities broker' Ross: 'Really? That sounds interesting' Will: 'Yeah, it's not, but ...'

Will: 'Look at her standing there with those yams - my two greatest enemies Ross, ...'

Phoebe: 'What? What else did you do?' Will: 'Well we started a rumor' Rachel: 'What rumor?' Phoebe: 'Oh come on Will, just ... and tell us'

Will:'We said your parents decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis' Monica:'Everyone heard it!' Chandler:'Everybody at my school heard it, ...'

Rachel: 'Monica, how come you never told me this?' Monica: 'I thought it might be true and I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then ...'

Chandler: 'I'm sorry, when you were in high school you made out with a 50 year old woman?' Ross: 'Hey! She didn't look 50' Chandler: '...'

Joey: 'Well that's it, I'm done, whew - ...'

Chandler: 'Boots? Boots!' Monica: 'Yes, now they're a little more than I usually spend on boots - ...'

Joey: 'She's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children, you know the SAT's?' Rachel: 'Yeah' Joey: '...'

Dina: 'Even if we're not married this baby is gonna be so loved, and not just by us' Joey: 'That's right, by his uncle too' Bobby: '...'

Rachel: 'Phoebe, will you check out that guy by the window?' Phoebe: 'That guy back there? He's awfully short and I think he's talking to himself and to be completely honest, ...'

Rachel: 'Look at that guy for example, I mean normally that's not someone I would be attracted to, but right now, with the way I'm feeling, all I wanna do is ...'

Ross: 'I like things just the way they are, I'm finally in a relationship that's not moving too fast, you know, ordinarily I'd be ...'

Rachel: 'You gave her a key to your apartment?' Ross: 'Not just a key, I gave her the only key, I am now a homeless person ...'