Ross: 'How was the honeymoon?' Monica: 'It was great, but what about you? You're having a baby!' Chandler: 'Aw, I always knew you two would - ...'

Rachel: 'I've got a sonogram picture' Chandler: 'Ross, it's got your ...'

Ross: 'That's a little misleading' Rachel: 'What is?' Ross: '...'

Ross: 'I am not a pervert' Phoebe: 'That's like the pervert motto, yeah, they have you raise your right hand ... and repeat that!'

Ross: 'Do you have a minute, I'd like to talk to you about something I'm really uncomfortable talking about' Joey: 'Sure, how 'bout uh, ...' Ross: 'I actually had a topic in mind'

Ross: 'I'm kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise' Joey: 'For like months?' Ross: 'Five ...'

Joey: 'Try this, do what I do when I'm preparing for an audition' Ross: '...'

Chandler: 'We're gonna need to see that tape' Ross:'Great idea, that will get Rachel to forgive me' Phoebe: 'Come on Ross, it'll be like watching the discovery channel, only ...'

Rachel: 'Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the ...'

Chandler: 'Did you do it on our invitations?' Ross: 'Not on the ones we sent out' Chandler: 'Just the ones you gave back to us and ...'

Rachel: 'I heard it from my friend Irene who heard about it from some guy!' Joey: 'Some guy!' Rachel: 'No, no she told me that his name was Ken Adams' Joey: '...'

Chandler: 'The next time he said: Hey Toby, you want a doughnut? and I wanted a doughnut and now it's 5 years later, the doughnuts are gone and ...'

Ross: 'Chandler Muriel Bing, boy ..., did they?'

Rachel: 'What happened to Jessica's body?' Joey: 'I'm not telling, you'll have to see it on TV' Rachel: 'You don't know, do you?' Joey: '...'

Phoebe: 'But Monica, he loves his job so much, can't you just give him another chance, please?' Monica: 'Alright, but if he ... he is out of there' Phoebe: 'That's fair'

Chandler: 'I don't know if he has what it takes' Boss: 'Really? They love him down on 6' Chandler:'But this is 11, it's ...'

Rachel: 'Hey what do you think is a better excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight? I'm a recovering alcoholic, I'm a Mormon or I got so hammered last night ...'

Ross: 'I have to find out how it went' Joey: 'Why?' Ross: 'This guy could be my baby's stepfather' Joey: 'They go on one date and you're worried about them getting married? ...'

Ross: 'Hey, want a little cheering up? ...' Rachel: 'Oh! Chandler M. Bing!'

Ross: 'Well I'll be there, I have to wear a costume for all my classes that day anyway so' Rachel:'Please tell me you're not gonna dress up like a dinosaur' Ross: '...'

Monica: 'His favorite kids book was The Velveteen Rabbit' Chandler: 'The velveteen rabbit was brown and white' Monica: 'Well, it was either a pink bunny or ...'

Joey: 'Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross' Chandler: 'There's no question' Joey: 'So ...'

Ross: 'I am stronger, I would destroy you' Chandler: 'Oh really?' You think you're stronger? Why don't you prove it' Ross: 'Oh I'll prove it, I'll prove it ...'