Joey: 'Now how 'bout you Chandler?' Chandler: 'Well Joey, I'm a head hunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rouge third world nations. ...'

Sandra:'Have you picked a nanny yet? I don't want you to just use your housekeeper' Rachel: 'Actually I'm not gonna use a nanny and I don't even have a housekeeper' Sandra: '...'

Joey: 'What do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia? Triska, holy cow that's a big word' Chandler: 'Triskaidekaphobia' Ross: '...'

Rachel: 'Mom, I really know what I'm doing, I can handle this' Sandra: 'Really? Remember twinkles?' Rachel: 'He was a hamster, ...'

Ross: 'Wow, looks like we got a lot of good stuff' Rachel: 'Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all' Ross: '...'

Joey: 'This is bad and I've had my share of bad reviews, I still remember my first good one though: everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible, but ...'

Cashier: 'A paleontologist who works out, you're like Indiana Jones' Ross: '...'

Phoebe: 'Did she know you two weren't married?' Rachel: 'Yeah' Phoebe: 'Oh my god, well the idea of a woman flirting with a single man, ...'

Rachel: 'I just think it's wrong, here I am about to pop and he's out picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us' Phoebe: 'Is that a real place? ...'

Phoebe: 'Hi come on in, I'm Regina Phalange' Chandler:'Chandler Bing' Phoebe: 'Oh Bing, what an unusual name' Chandler: 'Well, ...'

Rachel: 'I want you to be at my constant beck and call, 24 hours a day, I'm very sorry' Ross: 'Okay I won't date, I'll be here with you all the time' Rachel: '...'

Joey: 'It's a poster for that WWI movie that I'm in, check it out' Ross: 'Wow it looks really violent!' Joey: 'I know, I'm coming soon to a theater near you, I'm in THX, I'm ...'

Rachel: 'Come on Ross, we're gonna be late' Ross: '...'

Rachel: 'Seriously, breathe louder Ross, that's great' Ross: 'You know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's ...'

Rachel: 'Hi Dr. Long, how are you?' Ross: 'You're nice to her?' Rachel: '...'

Joey:'What about the scene with the kangaroo, did you like that part?' Chandler:'I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a WWI epic' Joey:'You fell asleep! There was no kangaroo, ...'

Rachel: 'They're just saving them for the important people, okay? What if I was the president?' Ross: 'Well then we'd be in a lot of trouble, ...'

Ross: 'We've been through this, we're not going to get married just because she's pregnant, okay?' Judy: 'Honestly Ross, this isn't some girl you ...'

Ross: 'How are the new people?' Rachel: 'Well they have some unusual pet names for each other, including um ...'

Monica: 'Oh good god, if you want a baby so bad just go steal it' (Nurse looks at them strangely) Chandler: 'Oh don't worry these babies are ...'

Rachel: 'I've been at this for 17 hours, three women have come and gone with their babies, how many centimeters am I dilated? 8, 9?' Doctor: 'Three' Ross: 'Just 3? ...'

Monica: 'Does that sound like Janice?' Chandler: 'If it's not then there's two of them and that would mean ...'

Monica: 'I can't believe this is taking so long, how you doing?' Rachel: 'Oh not bad, you know that feeling when you're ...' Ross: 'And soon someone will call her mom'

Monica: 'Oh my god, she's amazing, I'm so glad you guys ...'

Rachel: 'I'm not alone, I have Ross' Janice: 'Oh sure, now, but what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?' Rachel: 'Well then ..., it's Ross!'

Ross: 'It's, it's complicated, okay?' Phoebe: 'Yeah, that's true, you love her, you always have, you have a child together, ...'

Ross: 'We're doing really well right now' Phoebe: 'I know, I know, if you try to make it more you might wreck it' Ross: 'Yeah exactly' Phoebe: 'Or you might ...'