Ross: 'I still can't believe it, Joey and Rachel? That's like you and me going out only weirder' Monica: 'Alright, I know you're hurting and I wanna be supportive, but ...'

Monica: 'All he's thinking about is how you're taking this, it's completely freaking him out, he's talking about moving to Vermont' Ross: 'Why?' Monica: '...'

Joey: 'Look I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it' Ross: 'I don't wanna hit you' Joey: 'What then, kick me?' Ross: 'No' Joey: '...'

Chandler: 'So you don't wanna live with Don in the cheese house?' Monica: 'No, I've had second thoughts about that, do you realize how hard ...'

Joey:'You don't know what it's like to put yourself out there like that and then just get shot down' Chandler:'Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to I love you was: ...'

Monica: 'Hello? No rejection? I got shot down at fat camp, boy ...'

Ross: 'We didn't really end things on such good terms, and if I went over there I'd be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up - ...'

Rachel: 'What if it just gets worse and worse and worse to the point where we can't even be in the same room with each other?' Chandler: 'I'm not great at the advice, ...'

Monica: 'Honey, the Miami Vice soundtrack, really?' Chandler: 'They were just giving those away at the store - ...'

Ross: 'Okay, if I were a salmon shirt where would I be? ..., man, nobody's here for my good ones!'

Rachel: 'I can't believe you yelled at my boss, I'm gonna lose my job, what am I gonna do?' Chandler: 'You could always ...'

Rachel: 'Joey I cannot believe you brought my boss into this, I'm gonna get fired!' Joey: 'You lied to me!' Rachel: 'Well she told me to!' Monica: '...'

Mona: 'Oh my god, Ross!' Ross: 'Hello!' Mona: 'Ross, what are you doing?' Ross: '... if that makes anyone less uncomfortable'

Monica: 'It's not gonna be like regular crying, it's gonna be like Terms of Endearment crying. I'm gonna reduce my parents to sniffling, quaking masses of- ...'

Ross: 'We have to pretend we're married?' Jack: 'Son, ..., you can do this'

Parker: 'I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C, I feel so lucky, to think of all the good times that have happened here: birthdays, proms, ...'

Parker: 'I don't want to forget this moment, it's like I want to take a mental picture of you all, click' Chandler: '...'

Phoebe:'Do I make fun of the people that you've dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? In my opinion your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap' Ross:'...'

Ross: 'Um what are you doing?' Rachel: 'What?' I'm not you, ... and I want it to be amazing'

Phoebe: 'Everything isn't perfect, everything isn't magical, everything isn't ..., they were just break lights Parker!'

Parker: 'I'm a positive person' Phoebe: 'No, I'm a positive person, you are like Santa Claus on Prozac at Disneyland, ...'

Rachel: 'The publicity would be really good for your career and if you do the interview you could mention oh, I don't know, gal pal Rachel Green' Chandler: 'Is that gal pal, ...'

Joey: 'You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I start to say something stupid' Ross: 'Just then or all the time ..., you know'

Joey: 'I'm also a mento for kids' Interviewer: 'A mento?' Joey: 'You know, mento, a role model' Interviewer: 'A mento? Like the candy?' Joey: '...'

Interviewer: 'How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?' Joey: 'Really? Me? Wow, I don't even know any ...'