Ross: 'You are both so lucky, I mean you both said the right names and nobody was drunk and nobody was gay, and ...'

Phoebe: 'Why'd you tell the guys you weren't pregnant?' Monica: 'Cause I'm not' Phoebe: 'We found your test in the trash, if you're not pregnant - ...'

Phoebe: 'Yes apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me and I said James, James Brolin are you sure? And James Brolin said -' Monica: '...'

Monica: 'Who's the father?' Phoebe: 'Oh no, she won't tell us' Monica: 'Come on, it's my wedding, that could be my present' Rachel: 'Hey, I just gave you ...'

Rachel: 'How can I be upset over something I never had, it's negative?' Phoebe: 'It's not negative, it's positive' Rachel: 'Are you sure?' Phoebe: 'Well yeah, ...'

Ross: 'You came up to me and asked me if I could do you a favor and then my uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check and then you said, ...'

Chandler: 'Hey, did you find the cameras?' Ross: 'No, did you?' Chandler: 'Yes, that's why ..., celebrating'

Phoebe: 'Hey!' Monica: 'Phoebe, I think he would notice when you didn't have a baby in 9 months' Phoebe: '...'

Phoebe: 'Rachel has something she wants to tell you, I believe that this is your red sweater' Tag: 'No, this is my red sweater' Phoebe: 'Oh no, could I get anyone a coffee or ...?'

Chandler: 'You opened all the presents without me? I thought we were supposed to do that together' Monica: '...' Chandler: 'Call it even?' Monica: 'Okay!'

Monica: 'Rachel and Ross are going to have a baby' Chandler: 'What? What? I didn't even know that - why didn't you tell me? ...'

Chandler: 'I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper' Joey: 'You'll tell me later?' Chandler: '...'

Monica: 'They're going into the first class lounge, do you know what they have in there?' Chandler: 'No' Monica: '..., we have to get in!'

Rachel: 'Condoms only work like 97% of the time' Ross: 'What? What? What! Well they should put that on the box!' Rachel: 'They do' Ross: 'No they don't! - ...'

Rachel: 'Ross, let's just forget about the condoms' Ross: 'Oh well, ...'

Ross: 'Rachel's pregnant' Phoebe: 'Holy mother of God!' Joey: 'I can't believe it' Ross: 'With my child' Phoebe: '...'

Clerk: 'As a wedding gift the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite' Monica: 'No! You have been screwing us all day!' Guy: 'Who are you?' Chandler: 'We're you! Just ...'

Girl: 'You can have the suite if you want, we don't care about where we stay, we're here to celebrate our love for each other, not to get free stuff' Chandler: '...'

Ross: 'Although we could probably worry about that after we get married' Rachel: 'Married?' Ross: 'Yeah, I think we should get married' Rachel: 'What? ...'

Rachel: 'Oh please, you inhale your food' Ross: 'I grew up with Monica; if you didn't eat fast ...'

Doctor: 'There's your uterus and right here is your baby' Rachel: 'There it is, I see it' Doctor:'Congratulations, I'll give you a minute' Ross:'Pretty amazing huh?' Rachel:'...'