Leonard: ‘I still can’t believe she’s going out with me’ Raj: ‘...’
Sheldon: ‘Given that you’re wearing a new sweater vest you might have heard: new sweater vest? And possibly, though far less likely: ...’
Penny: ‘Wow, you really are a genius’ Leonard: ‘Not really, ...’
Leonard: ‘And you know that deep down inside Howard’s a really nice guy’ Penny: ‘The problem isn’t what’s on the inside, it’s the ...’
Wil: ‘Did that guy just say:... in Klingon?’ Stuart: ‘I believe so’ Wil: ‘What is wrong with him?’ Stuart: ‘Everyone has a different theory’
Howard: ‘Damn, it’s my mother’ Bernadette: ‘Are you going to answer it?’ Howard: ‘I’m torn, she might be dying, you know, ...’
Raj: ‘You ditch me for a woman you don’t have a shot with’ Howard:‘I totally had a shot!’ Raj:‘With a woman you were chasing through the park. That’s not a shot, ...'
Penny:‘We won’ Leonard:‘That’s excellent. It’s a weird figure of speech isn’t it? We won when you weren’t actually playing. When we watch Star Wars we don’t say:...
Raj: ‘The only thing I’ve learned in the last 2 hours is that American men love drinking beer, pee too often and have trouble getting erections’ Leonard: ‘..., Raj’
Raj: ‘I’m just saying, maybe if you people cut back on the beer you could get out of the bathroom and satisfy your women ...'
Leonard:‘It’ll be fun’ Sheldon:‘That’s exactly what my father said. Come to the games, watch the games from the time I was 5 until I went off to college, ...’
Sheldon:‘Is that what you’re wearing to watch football?’ Leonard:‘What’s wrong with a football jersey?’ Sheldon:‘Nothing, that however appears to be a football ...’
Sheldon: ‘Research lab is more than a game, like the slogan says: the physics is theoretical, but the fun is real’ Leonard: ‘...’
Stuart: ‘I was thinking of closing early and going home, but let’s face it, that’s just a slightly smaller ...'
Howard: ‘But if she dumps you, she’ll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning and you’ll have a new girlfriend ...’
Sheldon:(imitating his parents)‘I’m drunk as hell and you’re still here. Stop yelling, you’re making Sheldon cry. I’ll tell you what’s making Sheldon cry, ...’
Penny: ‘Is that my arm?’ Sheldon: ‘It doesn’t feel like an arm’ Penny: ‘Then maybe ...’
Raj: ‘If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king’ Leonard: ‘I hate my name. It has nerd in it! Len-nerd’ Howard: ‘...’
Raj: ‘I would be kind to my rabbit subjects, at first’ Leonard: ‘You know what’s a cool name? Angelo – ...’
Leonard: ‘People could call me Angie – Yo Angie! How’s it going?’ Howard: ‘To this day, ... – oh cousin Jeannie’
Sheldon: ‘And how did the accident occur?’ Penny: ‘You already know that’ Sheldon: ‘Cause of accident: ...’
Penny: ‘Oh my god, what the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?’ Sheldon: ‘Episodes of sub psychotic rage’ Penny: ‘Ass!’ Sheldon: ‘...’
Penny:'Could you take a break from being you for just a minute and try being I don’t know comforting?’ Sheldon:‘I’m sorry. There there everything’s going to be fine, ...'
Penny: ‘Sing soft kitty to me’ Sheldon: ‘Soft kitty is for when you’re sick, you’re not sick’ Penny: ‘... is a kind of sick’
Raj: ‘And the next morning when he woke up, he rolled over and realized- duh duh duh- ...’
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