But mom, they're Jews...

Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people.

Go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation...

-- Where are you visiting from? --Uhh, Earth.

The Gillgamic vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth. Do you really expect us to have sex with that?

Five midgets spanking a man covered in thousand island dressing.

I am saying this to you John Edward

I run with 12 gangs and we only commit hate crimes!

Don't you see? If you get rich selling these homes then there'd still be rich people in South Park. --And you would have become what you hate.

Do you like it? Do you like it Scott? I call it...

Jeez, you're a little irritable Kyle. What's the matter?

In my class you need to be able to concentrate. Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class.

Clown hat, curly hair...

Oh dear, I'm terribly sorry.

Oh my God! Now there's two!

Suck my balls

I was just thinking we could put on some music and watch videos and pound Mr. Slave's tight little ass.

That's not being nice! That's just putting on a nice sweater!

We'll kick your ass and rape your lass...

(reading a note) We're taking Willzyx to the moon.

Well, I mean, all last week you were ripping on ginger kids and now you are one.

Just wanted to say thanks for choosing the Airport Hilton for your conference.

Tom, nobody's gonna be mad, everything's gonna be alright.

Arresting me for what?!?! I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?!?!

Hey Bat Dad.