You're not going to sing to me are you?

How do you catch a cricket?

You had sex with my dead wife?!?

Why do you guys read that garbage anyway?

Just one question Dee, before you take your bow. This gravy trains leaving...

The one marked pirate? You think a pirate lives in there

What is going on up here?

You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup

I came up with a plan it involves pulling up our boot straps, oiling up a couple of asses and doing a little plowing of our own

You should have seen how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer

As a matter of fact I'm starting to think we need to intervene on you for your goddamn illiteracy

What does a little Mexican girl love more then anything else in the world?

If you just had a heart attack maybe you shouldn't be working out

You look like a dick in that tiny jacket.

Dee, I do seem to remember you calling the guy a faggot

Why are the brakes not working? Because I cut the brakes!!!

Margret, it is Margret isn't it?

Wait, wait wait. Check his pulse.

They drew first blood

Alright, It's Friday. Where's my money?

You're a master of karate

You're not allowed to drink on the job.

Those goddamn North Koreans

It's a baby we found in the trash.

Where's your brother dude?