| Quote | Character |
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| 'And you said HI! HI! HI! You sounded like my niece, and she's only 6 months old!' | |
| 'I don't talk trash, I talk SMACK.' | |
| 'Jim has been staring at me, like a lot lately. I would be creeped out, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael stares at me.' | |
| 'I expected it to go one of two ways. But I never expected her to get upset.' | |
| 'Beer me. Just hand me that water.' | |
| 'That one night (one night), you made everything all right!' | |
| 'Your fantasy involves comparison shopping birthing classes?' | |
| 'I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a follower and as a leader. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.' | |
| 'If it were an iPod, it'd be a shuffle.' | |
| 'Ryan's....dead.' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'Everything? Even a one night stand?' | |
| 'You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?' | |
| 'They HAPPEN to speak Spanish.' | |
| 'She cut her nose off to spider face.' | |
| 'AARRRGHHH!!!! What is wrong with me today?! Usually make those.' | |
| 'Phyllis, these are SPOONS, which have rounded tops and are used to scoop things.' | |
| 'Reject a woman and she will never forgive you, one of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.' | |
| 'We have a safety meeting once a year or when there's an accident. We never made it a whole year.' | |
| 'Why did you have to cut off the face?' | |
| 'Wow that really adds up. That's like half an hour every hour?' | |
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