| Context | Quote | Number of Words and Episode Title |
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| 'And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go: | |
| 'Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors.' 'You don't know how to _____' 'Kif might!' | |
| 'Bender, he’s got your body!' 'That dirty, double-crossing bastard! How dare he | |
| 'I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be | |
| 'Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: | |
| 'Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in _____' 'I didn't find him here ten minutes ago, so I thought it was time to check again.' | |
| 'All right. But sooner or later, that ass is gonna blow. And when it does, I just pray you're not | |
| 'This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973, when Ali faced an eighty-foot-tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory’s not what it used to be, but I think | |
| 'But why did you have all five weddings on the same day?' 'Hey lady, you got any idea what it costs to rent a | |
| 'Try shocking him.' 'Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people | |
| | Context | Quote | Number of Words and Episode Title |
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| 'They said I probably shouldn’t be a surgeon.' 'They pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter.' 'They said I probably shouldn’t fly with just one eye.' | |
| 'Dear Lord! That's over one hundred and fifty atmospheres of pressure!' 'How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?' 'Well, it’s a spaceship, so I’d say | |
| 'Look into your hard drive and open your mercy file!' | |
| 'Professor, please! The fate of the world depends on you _____ with Mom.' | |
| 'I realize now that . . . dude! My hands are huge! They can _____' Oh, wait.' | |
| 'I came here with a simple dream: a dream of | |
| 'Leela! So it’s YOU I’ve been attracted to! Oh god, I've never been so happy to be | |
| 'And to my loving nephew Bender, assuming he's not _____, I leave my castle.' | |
| 'Michelle, I don't regret this . . . but I both _____ it. | |
| 'Woob woob woob woob woob | |
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