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You're bossy... and short.Sam
Oh, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.Dean
Four score and seventy years ago I had a funny hat.Dean
I'm gonna do a public service and let you know that you over-share.Dean
Dean, does it bother you how well you seem to fit in here?Sam
You gave yourself your own nickname? You can't do that.Dean
You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?Dean
Hola Mishamigos. J-squared got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys.Misha
Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn't going to mention it.Castiel
I feel like I'm at a slumber party.Dean
I think I'm starting to feel something.Castiel
Any of these things blowing up your skirt, pal?Dean
And yes, I know about Sam, too, Bonnie to your Clyde. Henriksen
Hey there, Hansel.Sam
Hey, Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?Dean
I've got genital herpes.Sam
There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.Dean
How's your brother gonna feel when he know's you're going to hell?Bobby
Yeah, Dean, I'm pretty sure six seconds is too soon.Sam
Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.Sam
Put on some pants. And stay visible.Sam
Fabric Softener Teddybear, ooh. I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.Dean
You shake it up, baby.Dean
I don't normally get this friendly until the second date.Dean
Brad Pitt, Seven?... No?Dean
It doesn't matter! He didn't want Adam to have our lives, okay? And we're going to respect his wishes.Dean
Strippers, Sammy! Strippers! We are on an actual case involving strippers! Finally!Dean
I suggest we imbibe copious amounts of alcohol and just wait for the inevitable blast wave.Castiel
I favor the eternal Tuesday afternoon of an autistic man who died in a bathtub in 1953.Dean
It's not food anymore, Dean, it's darwinism!Sam
Was it a refreshing coke?Dean
You've never been up there doing a little cloud seeding?Dean
Wait, so Kendall married Ethan's father just to get back at him?Sam
Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.Dean
Dude's hiding something. I can feel it. And if you weren't robo-sam, you'd feel it too.Dean
Zombies do like the other other white meat.Dean
The whistle makes me their god.Dean
Maybe you're thinking a little too much with your upstairs brain, huh?Dean
Word to the wise. Don't piss off the nerd angel.Dean
But like a monkey on the sun it was too hot to live.Becky
Like Disneyland except without all the anti-Semitism.Ash
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Then people are gonna be asking, 'why you guys running around with no hands?'Dean
Our dark spots are pretty dark.Sam
You've been back practically this whole time? What, did you lose the ability to send a freakin' text message?Dean
Who do I have to kill to get some french fries around here?Ruby
Don't say 'here's Johnny'.Bobby
Oh, god, we're not gonna have to hug or anything are we?Dean
Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awsome.Dean
Why do you keep talking about herpes?Sam
You do realize there's red meat within striking distance, right?Sam
Great! Well, I'm just gonna go and blow my brains out now!Dean
Are you humming metallica?Sam
A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.Dean
No, he's not on any flatbread.Castiel
Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.Castiel
You should have seen Luke.Castiel
But you didn't shoot the deputy.Dean
Rougarou? Is that made up? That sounds made up.Dean
What, Sammy, are you afraid that you're gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again?Dean
Well then get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas.Bobby
Nice threads. You know Sonny and Cher broke up, right?Dean
You fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you.Dean
Well, I've got a yorkie upstairs and he pees when he's nervous.Dean
Yeah, Eli, that's enough.Sam
No, we were, uh, we were actually talking about our feelings. And then our favorite boy bands. Yeah, we were talking a case.Dean
Oh, good, you're home! You gotta help me bury a body!Rufus
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but you willingly signed up to be the angels' bitch? I'm sorry, you prefer sucker.Bobby
Ed, you've got to go be gay for that poor, dead intern.Harry
Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?Sam
I'll man the flashlight.Dean
You would sell your brother for a dollar right now if you really needed a soda.Crowley
I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples.Dean
I just watch a lot of TJ Hooker.Sam
I see you met John McCain there.Bobby
What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!Dean
Candygram for Mongo!Dean
I hope your apple pie is freaking worth it!Dean
Dude, have I ever forgotten the pie?Sam
Neil, it's your grief counselors, we've come to hug.Dean
Joe the plumber was a douche.Dean
Are you kidding, I'd love to mow the lawn.Dean
That's funny. Yet for you so bitchy. Sam
You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be.Castiel
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Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?Bobby
What rhymes with 'shut up, Sam'.Dean
Well, I'm hitting the books while drinking a nice glass of milk and watching Tori and Dean.Bobby
It's just an interesting observation in a, you know, observationally interesting way.Sam
Do you think about fairy tales often...?Dean
This isn't funny, Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes.Castiel
And Moby Dick's bong.Dean
Why does the rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor little guy.Dean
I was with two guys. One was a male model type. And the other was an older guy named Bobby.Sam
They all banged the same dude; You.Dean
No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.Dean
Dude, you full on had a girl inside you for like a week. That's pretty dirty.Dean
Sam, marry that girl.Dean
Alright, what do you got on the case there you innocent, harmless, young man you?Dean
It's funnier in Enochian.Castiel
Do these tacos taste funny to you?Dean
Does it look like swimming pool weather to you, Dean? It's practically Canadian. Sam
I lost some weight. And I got that Michael Jackson skin disease...Dean
I'm a freaking head case!Dean
I learned that from the pizza man.Castiel
I'm batman!Dean
Is that a molar? Do I have a molar in my hair?Chuck
Bring me some pie!Dean
This shower's awsome!Dean
They were grabby, incandescent douchebags.Dean
All business up front, party in the back.Ash
Lovecraft tried to jimmy a damn dimensional door. Idjit.Bobby
Man! That's not even a good picture!Dean
I lost count. It's somewhere in the low hundreds.Castiel
Actually, it's hoodoo, it's a little different.Dean
Like my daddy always said: just because it kills your liver don't mean it ain't medicine.Bobby
An old person, huh? At a hospital? Woo! Better call the Coastguard.Sam
You are like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.Dean
Dude, seriously? Still, with the ham?Sam
Do I look like Paris Hilton?Dean
These aren't vampires, they're douchebags.Dean
Weirdy McWeirderton.Dean
Dude, I just got thraped.Dean
What were you thinking shooting Casper in the face, you freak?Sam
Well if it isn't the 'Suite Life of Zach and Cas'.Dean
Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?Meg
Jefferson Starships. Because they're horrible and hard to kill.Dean

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