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Lovecraft tried to jimmy a damn dimensional door. Idjit.Bobby
Is that a molar? Do I have a molar in my hair?Chuck
Are you kidding, I'd love to mow the lawn.Dean
An old person, huh? At a hospital? Woo! Better call the Coastguard.Sam
No, he's not on any flatbread.Castiel
You do realize there's red meat within striking distance, right?Sam
I see you met John McCain there.Bobby
Brad Pitt, Seven?... No?Dean
Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn't going to mention it.Castiel
Nice threads. You know Sonny and Cher broke up, right?Dean
Oh, god, we're not gonna have to hug or anything are we?Dean
Put on some pants. And stay visible.Sam
Strippers, Sammy! Strippers! We are on an actual case involving strippers! Finally!Dean
I lost count. It's somewhere in the low hundreds.Castiel
Dude, have I ever forgotten the pie?Sam
Actually, it's hoodoo, it's a little different.Dean
No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.Dean
How's your brother gonna feel when he know's you're going to hell?Bobby
Dude, you full on had a girl inside you for like a week. That's pretty dirty.Dean
I was with two guys. One was a male model type. And the other was an older guy named Bobby.Sam
Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?Bobby
A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.Dean
It's not food anymore, Dean, it's darwinism!Sam
You are like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.Dean
Alright, what do you got on the case there you innocent, harmless, young man you?Dean
Then people are gonna be asking, 'why you guys running around with no hands?'Dean
But like a monkey on the sun it was too hot to live.Becky
I just watch a lot of TJ Hooker.Sam
Wait, so Kendall married Ethan's father just to get back at him?Sam
This shower's awsome!Dean
There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.Dean
Well if it isn't the 'Suite Life of Zach and Cas'.Dean
Maybe you're thinking a little too much with your upstairs brain, huh?Dean
Do you think about fairy tales often...?Dean
Yeah, Dean, I'm pretty sure six seconds is too soon.Sam
Oh, good, you're home! You gotta help me bury a body!Rufus
I hope your apple pie is freaking worth it!Dean
Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?Meg
Our dark spots are pretty dark.Sam
Yeah, Eli, that's enough.Sam
You should have seen Luke.Castiel
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Fabric Softener Teddybear, ooh. I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.Dean
It's funnier in Enochian.Castiel
Sam, marry that girl.Dean
What were you thinking shooting Casper in the face, you freak?Sam
You're bossy... and short.Sam
No, we were, uh, we were actually talking about our feelings. And then our favorite boy bands. Yeah, we were talking a case.Dean
This isn't funny, Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes.Castiel
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but you willingly signed up to be the angels' bitch? I'm sorry, you prefer sucker.Bobby
Neil, it's your grief counselors, we've come to hug.Dean
Dean, does it bother you how well you seem to fit in here?Sam
Dude, I just got thraped.Dean
Rougarou? Is that made up? That sounds made up.Dean
Don't say 'here's Johnny'.Bobby
You've been back practically this whole time? What, did you lose the ability to send a freakin' text message?Dean
Why does the rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor little guy.Dean
You would sell your brother for a dollar right now if you really needed a soda.Crowley
I suggest we imbibe copious amounts of alcohol and just wait for the inevitable blast wave.Castiel
You fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you.Dean
Hola Mishamigos. J-squared got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys.Misha
Do I look like Paris Hilton?Dean
Well then get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas.Bobby
I'll man the flashlight.Dean
I'm a freaking head case!Dean
Well, I've got a yorkie upstairs and he pees when he's nervous.Dean
Zombies do like the other other white meat.Dean
The whistle makes me their god.Dean
Candygram for Mongo!Dean
I'm batman!Dean
But you didn't shoot the deputy.Dean
Four score and seventy years ago I had a funny hat.Dean
Dude, seriously? Still, with the ham?Sam
And yes, I know about Sam, too, Bonnie to your Clyde. Henriksen
All business up front, party in the back.Ash
You gave yourself your own nickname? You can't do that.Dean
Word to the wise. Don't piss off the nerd angel.Dean
And Moby Dick's bong.Dean
Man! That's not even a good picture!Dean
Bring me some pie!Dean
Does it look like swimming pool weather to you, Dean? It's practically Canadian. Sam
I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples.Dean
I think I'm starting to feel something.Castiel
You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be.Castiel
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I feel like I'm at a slumber party.Dean
Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.Dean
Weirdy McWeirderton.Dean
They were grabby, incandescent douchebags.Dean
You shake it up, baby.Dean
It doesn't matter! He didn't want Adam to have our lives, okay? And we're going to respect his wishes.Dean
They all banged the same dude; You.Dean
Who do I have to kill to get some french fries around here?Ruby
It's just an interesting observation in a, you know, observationally interesting way.Sam
Do these tacos taste funny to you?Dean
Why do you keep talking about herpes?Sam
Hey there, Hansel.Sam
Dude's hiding something. I can feel it. And if you weren't robo-sam, you'd feel it too.Dean
Are you humming metallica?Sam
What rhymes with 'shut up, Sam'.Dean
Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.Sam
Ed, you've got to go be gay for that poor, dead intern.Harry
Jefferson Starships. Because they're horrible and hard to kill.Dean
I lost some weight. And I got that Michael Jackson skin disease...Dean
I don't normally get this friendly until the second date.Dean
That's funny. Yet for you so bitchy. Sam
Hey, Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?Dean
Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awsome.Dean
I learned that from the pizza man.Castiel
Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?Sam
These aren't vampires, they're douchebags.Dean
What, Sammy, are you afraid that you're gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again?Dean
Like Disneyland except without all the anti-Semitism.Ash
I've got genital herpes.Sam
Great! Well, I'm just gonna go and blow my brains out now!Dean
You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?Dean
Joe the plumber was a douche.Dean
Was it a refreshing coke?Dean
Like my daddy always said: just because it kills your liver don't mean it ain't medicine.Bobby
What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!Dean
You've never been up there doing a little cloud seeding?Dean
Well, I'm hitting the books while drinking a nice glass of milk and watching Tori and Dean.Bobby
I favor the eternal Tuesday afternoon of an autistic man who died in a bathtub in 1953.Dean
Any of these things blowing up your skirt, pal?Dean
Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.Castiel
I'm gonna do a public service and let you know that you over-share.Dean
Oh, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.Dean

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