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You're bossy... and short.Sam
Fabric Softener Teddybear, ooh. I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.Dean
Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?Bobby
It's not food anymore, Dean, it's darwinism!Sam
Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?Meg
Oh, good, you're home! You gotta help me bury a body!Rufus
You shake it up, baby.Dean
Who do I have to kill to get some french fries around here?Ruby
That's funny. Yet for you so bitchy. Sam
Zombies do like the other other white meat.Dean
Candygram for Mongo!Dean
Dude, have I ever forgotten the pie?Sam
I don't normally get this friendly until the second date.Dean
It doesn't matter! He didn't want Adam to have our lives, okay? And we're going to respect his wishes.Dean
I'm batman!Dean
Our dark spots are pretty dark.Sam
Nice threads. You know Sonny and Cher broke up, right?Dean
This shower's awsome!Dean
But like a monkey on the sun it was too hot to live.Becky
Neil, it's your grief counselors, we've come to hug.Dean
Well, I've got a yorkie upstairs and he pees when he's nervous.Dean
Well, I'm hitting the books while drinking a nice glass of milk and watching Tori and Dean.Bobby
I've got genital herpes.Sam
Ed, you've got to go be gay for that poor, dead intern.Harry
Oh, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.Dean
You gave yourself your own nickname? You can't do that.Dean
Rougarou? Is that made up? That sounds made up.Dean
I think I'm starting to feel something.Castiel
No, he's not on any flatbread.Castiel
I hope your apple pie is freaking worth it!Dean
No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.Dean
You've never been up there doing a little cloud seeding?Dean
This isn't funny, Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes.Castiel
Well then get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas.Bobby
Jefferson Starships. Because they're horrible and hard to kill.Dean
You do realize there's red meat within striking distance, right?Sam
They were grabby, incandescent douchebags.Dean
Yeah, Eli, that's enough.Sam
I lost some weight. And I got that Michael Jackson skin disease...Dean
There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.Dean
Maybe you're thinking a little too much with your upstairs brain, huh?Dean
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A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.Dean
Put on some pants. And stay visible.Sam
Do you think about fairy tales often...?Dean
You should have seen Luke.Castiel
Dude, seriously? Still, with the ham?Sam
Sam, marry that girl.Dean
Do these tacos taste funny to you?Dean
Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?Sam
I lost count. It's somewhere in the low hundreds.Castiel
What were you thinking shooting Casper in the face, you freak?Sam
Hola Mishamigos. J-squared got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys.Misha
Word to the wise. Don't piss off the nerd angel.Dean
Are you kidding, I'd love to mow the lawn.Dean
Weirdy McWeirderton.Dean
Like my daddy always said: just because it kills your liver don't mean it ain't medicine.Bobby
Why does the rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor little guy.Dean
Dude, I just got thraped.Dean
You fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you.Dean
Strippers, Sammy! Strippers! We are on an actual case involving strippers! Finally!Dean
Do I look like Paris Hilton?Dean
Are you humming metallica?Sam
Was it a refreshing coke?Dean
Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.Castiel
You would sell your brother for a dollar right now if you really needed a soda.Crowley
Hey there, Hansel.Sam
Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awsome.Dean
No, we were, uh, we were actually talking about our feelings. And then our favorite boy bands. Yeah, we were talking a case.Dean
Is that a molar? Do I have a molar in my hair?Chuck
Hey, Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?Dean
Dude's hiding something. I can feel it. And if you weren't robo-sam, you'd feel it too.Dean
I'll man the flashlight.Dean
I'm a freaking head case!Dean
How's your brother gonna feel when he know's you're going to hell?Bobby
Don't say 'here's Johnny'.Bobby
Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.Sam
Brad Pitt, Seven?... No?Dean
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but you willingly signed up to be the angels' bitch? I'm sorry, you prefer sucker.Bobby
It's funnier in Enochian.Castiel
I suggest we imbibe copious amounts of alcohol and just wait for the inevitable blast wave.Castiel
Man! That's not even a good picture!Dean
Lovecraft tried to jimmy a damn dimensional door. Idjit.Bobby
Dude, you full on had a girl inside you for like a week. That's pretty dirty.Dean
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Any of these things blowing up your skirt, pal?Dean
What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!Dean
I favor the eternal Tuesday afternoon of an autistic man who died in a bathtub in 1953.Dean
I see you met John McCain there.Bobby
All business up front, party in the back.Ash
These aren't vampires, they're douchebags.Dean
You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?Dean
Like Disneyland except without all the anti-Semitism.Ash
Does it look like swimming pool weather to you, Dean? It's practically Canadian. Sam
You are like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.Dean
You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be.Castiel
Four score and seventy years ago I had a funny hat.Dean
Dean, does it bother you how well you seem to fit in here?Sam
It's just an interesting observation in a, you know, observationally interesting way.Sam
Actually, it's hoodoo, it's a little different.Dean
Wait, so Kendall married Ethan's father just to get back at him?Sam
And Moby Dick's bong.Dean
What, Sammy, are you afraid that you're gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again?Dean
Why do you keep talking about herpes?Sam
An old person, huh? At a hospital? Woo! Better call the Coastguard.Sam
You've been back practically this whole time? What, did you lose the ability to send a freakin' text message?Dean
And yes, I know about Sam, too, Bonnie to your Clyde. Henriksen
Bring me some pie!Dean
But you didn't shoot the deputy.Dean
I learned that from the pizza man.Castiel
Oh, god, we're not gonna have to hug or anything are we?Dean
Then people are gonna be asking, 'why you guys running around with no hands?'Dean
I feel like I'm at a slumber party.Dean
I just watch a lot of TJ Hooker.Sam
I was with two guys. One was a male model type. And the other was an older guy named Bobby.Sam
Alright, what do you got on the case there you innocent, harmless, young man you?Dean
The whistle makes me their god.Dean
Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn't going to mention it.Castiel
I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples.Dean
Well if it isn't the 'Suite Life of Zach and Cas'.Dean
Yeah, Dean, I'm pretty sure six seconds is too soon.Sam
They all banged the same dude; You.Dean
Great! Well, I'm just gonna go and blow my brains out now!Dean
I'm gonna do a public service and let you know that you over-share.Dean
Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.Dean
Joe the plumber was a douche.Dean
What rhymes with 'shut up, Sam'.Dean

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