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I lost some weight. And I got that Michael Jackson skin disease...Dean
Actually, it's hoodoo, it's a little different.Dean
Sam, marry that girl.Dean
Well, I've got a yorkie upstairs and he pees when he's nervous.Dean
Dude, I just got thraped.Dean
Oh, good, you're home! You gotta help me bury a body!Rufus
Well, I'm hitting the books while drinking a nice glass of milk and watching Tori and Dean.Bobby
Like Disneyland except without all the anti-Semitism.Ash
There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.Dean
Zombies do like the other other white meat.Dean
It doesn't matter! He didn't want Adam to have our lives, okay? And we're going to respect his wishes.Dean
Well if it isn't the 'Suite Life of Zach and Cas'.Dean
Oh, god, we're not gonna have to hug or anything are we?Dean
Why does the rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor little guy.Dean
All business up front, party in the back.Ash
Are you humming metallica?Sam
An old person, huh? At a hospital? Woo! Better call the Coastguard.Sam
Ed, you've got to go be gay for that poor, dead intern.Harry
I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples.Dean
What, Sammy, are you afraid that you're gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again?Dean
The whistle makes me their god.Dean
Dude, you full on had a girl inside you for like a week. That's pretty dirty.Dean
Why do you keep talking about herpes?Sam
I don't normally get this friendly until the second date.Dean
You've been back practically this whole time? What, did you lose the ability to send a freakin' text message?Dean
I'm batman!Dean
I've got genital herpes.Sam
You would sell your brother for a dollar right now if you really needed a soda.Crowley
Dude, have I ever forgotten the pie?Sam
You do realize there's red meat within striking distance, right?Sam
This isn't funny, Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes.Castiel
Do these tacos taste funny to you?Dean
Like my daddy always said: just because it kills your liver don't mean it ain't medicine.Bobby
Great! Well, I'm just gonna go and blow my brains out now!Dean
You're bossy... and short.Sam
I'm a freaking head case!Dean
Word to the wise. Don't piss off the nerd angel.Dean
Rougarou? Is that made up? That sounds made up.Dean
Fabric Softener Teddybear, ooh. I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.Dean
You gave yourself your own nickname? You can't do that.Dean
Any of these things blowing up your skirt, pal?Dean
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Are you kidding, I'd love to mow the lawn.Dean
Dude, seriously? Still, with the ham?Sam
I just watch a lot of TJ Hooker.Sam
Neil, it's your grief counselors, we've come to hug.Dean
I favor the eternal Tuesday afternoon of an autistic man who died in a bathtub in 1953.Dean
What were you thinking shooting Casper in the face, you freak?Sam
You've never been up there doing a little cloud seeding?Dean
I suggest we imbibe copious amounts of alcohol and just wait for the inevitable blast wave.Castiel
But like a monkey on the sun it was too hot to live.Becky
Dean, does it bother you how well you seem to fit in here?Sam
Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?Sam
They were grabby, incandescent douchebags.Dean
Don't say 'here's Johnny'.Bobby
Who do I have to kill to get some french fries around here?Ruby
Joe the plumber was a douche.Dean
Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?Bobby
Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awsome.Dean
No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.Dean
Man! That's not even a good picture!Dean
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but you willingly signed up to be the angels' bitch? I'm sorry, you prefer sucker.Bobby
It's funnier in Enochian.Castiel
I think I'm starting to feel something.Castiel
Was it a refreshing coke?Dean
You fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you.Dean
I see you met John McCain there.Bobby
Bring me some pie!Dean
You should have seen Luke.Castiel
Then people are gonna be asking, 'why you guys running around with no hands?'Dean
Hola Mishamigos. J-squared got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys.Misha
These aren't vampires, they're douchebags.Dean
And Moby Dick's bong.Dean
What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!Dean
It's not food anymore, Dean, it's darwinism!Sam
Lovecraft tried to jimmy a damn dimensional door. Idjit.Bobby
Is that a molar? Do I have a molar in my hair?Chuck
I'm gonna do a public service and let you know that you over-share.Dean
You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be.Castiel
Dude's hiding something. I can feel it. And if you weren't robo-sam, you'd feel it too.Dean
Strippers, Sammy! Strippers! We are on an actual case involving strippers! Finally!Dean
I'll man the flashlight.Dean
It's just an interesting observation in a, you know, observationally interesting way.Sam
How's your brother gonna feel when he know's you're going to hell?Bobby
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I hope your apple pie is freaking worth it!Dean
Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?Meg
You shake it up, baby.Dean
Hey, Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?Dean
Our dark spots are pretty dark.Sam
I was with two guys. One was a male model type. And the other was an older guy named Bobby.Sam
Well then get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas.Bobby
Four score and seventy years ago I had a funny hat.Dean
No, he's not on any flatbread.Castiel
That's funny. Yet for you so bitchy. Sam
Do you think about fairy tales often...?Dean
No, we were, uh, we were actually talking about our feelings. And then our favorite boy bands. Yeah, we were talking a case.Dean
Yeah, Eli, that's enough.Sam
Does it look like swimming pool weather to you, Dean? It's practically Canadian. Sam
Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.Sam
I lost count. It's somewhere in the low hundreds.Castiel
I feel like I'm at a slumber party.Dean
Brad Pitt, Seven?... No?Dean
Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn't going to mention it.Castiel
Oh, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.Dean
What rhymes with 'shut up, Sam'.Dean
You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?Dean
Hey there, Hansel.Sam
A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.Dean
This shower's awsome!Dean
Candygram for Mongo!Dean
Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.Castiel
Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.Dean
I learned that from the pizza man.Castiel
Yeah, Dean, I'm pretty sure six seconds is too soon.Sam
And yes, I know about Sam, too, Bonnie to your Clyde. Henriksen
Weirdy McWeirderton.Dean
You are like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.Dean
Nice threads. You know Sonny and Cher broke up, right?Dean
They all banged the same dude; You.Dean
Wait, so Kendall married Ethan's father just to get back at him?Sam
But you didn't shoot the deputy.Dean
Jefferson Starships. Because they're horrible and hard to kill.Dean
Alright, what do you got on the case there you innocent, harmless, young man you?Dean
Maybe you're thinking a little too much with your upstairs brain, huh?Dean
Put on some pants. And stay visible.Sam
Do I look like Paris Hilton?Dean

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