| Quote | Movie |
| There's no crying in baseball! | |
| Leave the gun. Take the cannolis. | |
| Say hello to my little friend! | |
| Email is for geeks and pedophiles. | |
| I can stand anything but pain! | |
| We all go a little mad sometimes. | |
| Would you like to play a game? | |
| I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! | |
| Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. | |
| I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? | |
| I never knew fear until I kissed Becky. | |
| I drink your milkshake! I drink it up! | |
| Come back with your shield, or on it. | |
| I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know. | |
| The coin don't have no say. It's just you. | |
| Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. | |
| I never look back, darling; it distracts from the now. | |