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| We who are of noble blood may not follow the wishes of our hearts. | |
| If there’s any foods that you like, I suggest you put your name on them, or they will be thrown out… by me. Uh, house was built in 1825 by General Custer. | |
| You want me to quit smokin' pot 'cause there's an earthquake every ten years? | |
| It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb. | |
| Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. | |
| since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to...some political crap I got a zero on my SAT's. | |
| Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a ****ing book for once. | |
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| The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the **** a quail is! | |
| I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk! | |
| Hang on a second, nurse. What we should probably use is Marijuana. That'll sufficiently sedate the patient for surgery. | |
| I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. | |
| And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' | |
| A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack? | |
| When life gives you lemons, just say '**** the lemons,' and bail. | |
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