| Quote | Movie Title | Said by... |
| You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it? | |
| By the way, his name's not fat-****-cat. It's Meatball. And he's eating your crab cakes right now. | |
| Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your **** for a pencil! | |
| Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time... will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time! | |
| Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though. | |
| You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand. | |
| 'Surely you can't be serious.' 'I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. ' | |
| You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me... | |
| You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we? | |
| you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your **** stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you. | |
| Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show? | |
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| Am I going MAD, or did the word 'think' escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass. | |
| Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? | |
| Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son... Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade | |
| Hi, I'm Bob. Would you knock me out, please? Just hit me in the face. | |
| Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty. | |
| The price is wrong, **** | |
| If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. | |
| Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today, near the first floor bathrooms, is he still on campus? Anyone? | |
| You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man. | |
| 'Cause I was mindin' my own business. Hey, where the **** do you guys get off on arresting somebody for getting thrown out of a window? | |
| A trained dolphin could deliver pizzas better than you two! | |
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