| Hint | Movie | Year |
| This movie will scare the dickens out of ya! | |
| Christmas in a commonly misspelled US state, starring Barbara Stanwyck. | |
| Bing Crosby, Rosemary Clooney, and Jack Frost nipping at your nose. | |
| Bwah bwah, bwah bwah, bwa bwa bwah. | |
| This holiday horror is the opposite you might be dreaming of. | |
| Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. | |
| RIP Ernie, know what I mean? | |
| I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, rotten, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, ignorant, blood-sucking, brainless, hopeless sack he is. Hallelujah! | |
| RIP, Mr. Henson. | |
| A Sandy Claws classic. | |
| Ron Howard’s How An Over-inflated Budget Destroyed a Classic Christmas Tale | |
| If you wasted your kash on this kristmas klunker, it probably made you kranky. | |
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