| Quote | Movie |
| 'You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister.' | |
| 'I can see the Statue of Liberty already!...Very small, of course.' | |
| 'A magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzlement, a sensual ravishment. It will be: Spectacular Spectacular.' | |
| 'She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.' | |
| 'Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!' | |
| 'As if!' | |
| 'I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.' | |
| 'Get away from her, you bitch!' | |
| 'Tube integrity has been compromised' | |
| 'I've got a bad feeling about this.' | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'Come, let us gingerly touch our tips.' | |
| 'I'll have what she's having.' | |
| 'Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your life extraordinary.' | |
| 'My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.' | |
| 'I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.' | |
| 'Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face.' | |
| 'Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets her wings.' | |
| 'Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.' | |
| 'A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.' | |
| 'Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!' | |
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