| Can you find the Malapropism? | What is the correct word(s)? | How many? |
| It is beyond my apprehension? | |
| And then he will only have channel vision? | |
| O, he will dissolve my mystery? | |
| He is the very pine-apple of politeness? | |
| I am sorry to say, she seems resolved to decline every particle that I enjoin her? | |
| He interceded another football from the quarterback? | |
| If I reprehend any thing in this world, it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs!? | |
| We must upgrade our nuclear power pants? | |
| What are you incinerating?? | |
| Tanks for playing the game? | |