| Limerick | Title |
The demon is expelled by a priest Who had previously encountered the Beast She yells at her mom And finally gets calm By the end of this box office treat | |
A man must replace his wife The process may cost him his life In this foreign thriller The hot girl's a killer A man in a bag sees strife | |
The scientist says 'He's alive' But how long can he survive 'Gainst pitchforks and torches The poor monster lurches Perhaps with a Bride he will thrive | |
London is hit by the rage In combat we must engage The Army we hate They use us like bait A zombie war we wage. | |
Barbara they're coming to get you They show up out of the blue A social commentary More thrilling than scary Romero, thanks for the view | |
A pair of Americans mauled on the moor One of them does not endure The other will change And become nightly deranged Is love the cure? | |
Some students go out in the wood The cameraman isn't that good They run all around Just the footage was found Facing the wall was where they stood | |
John Kramer's a bad man to fear He might cut out your tongue or your ear He thinks it's a game As his victims go insane There'll be a sequel same time next year | |
Michael Myers murders his sister It turns out that maybe he missed her He takes many more lives Only Jamie Lee survives Lucky for her no one had kissed her | |
In this German tale bizarre A somnambulist named Cesare He kills in the night And causes a fright But is that how things really are? | |