| According to Monty Python | Philosopher | Major Works |
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| A real pissant who was very rarely stable | |
| A boozy beggar who could think you under the table | |
| Could out-consume 4. | |
| 3. could out-consume him | |
| A beery swine who was just as schloshed as 6. | |
| 5. was just as schloshed as him | |
| There's nothing he couldn't teach you about the raising of the wrist | |
| | According to Monty Python | Philosopher | Major Works |
|---|
| Was permanently pissed, and is particularly missed, being a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed | |
| Of his own free will got particularly ill on half a pint of shandy | |
| They say he could stick it away - half a crate of whisky every day | |
| A bugger for the bottle | |
| Fond of his dram | |
| A drunken fart who said 'I drink therefore I am' | |
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