| Quote | Character | Additional Info |
| 'I've never seen him so down. Or ever before' | |
| 'I saw. You were doing well until everybody died.' | |
| Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mister I'm-My-Own-Grandpa. Let's get the hell out of here! Screw history! | |
| 'How about a hand recount?' | |
| 'Brannigans Law is like Brannigans Love: Hard and Fast!' | |
| 'Uh..that depends...you didn't say what candy...well I certainly wouldn't harm the child.' | |
| 'I want to be like you, boring but prudently invested.' | |
| 'Hmm great is ok, but amazing would be great!' | |
| 'The poop eradication is but one aspect of your importance' | |
| 'Oh, that went OK. I tell you, when you know you can't scratch, that's when you really have to, huh? Oh-oh-yeah-that-feels-good..What? It's still on? Aauughh!' | |
| 'Up yours, Zoidberg. Up wherever your species traditionally crams things' | |
| 'Well I do owe you for giving me this unholy [melodramatically] acting talent!' | |
| 'And Kiff, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again! ' | |
| 'My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?' | |
| 'I'm too rich to be kidnapped!' | |
| | Quote | Character | Additional Info |
| 'What? You've never seen a genius's wiener before?' | |
| 'You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!.....Aagh my spirit!' | |
| 'Nothing. There is nothing at stake and no threat, beyond the shame of defeat.' | |
| 'Ah, Fry, congratulations! Your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams.' | |
| 'Gentlemen. We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.' | |
| 'Ugh. Sexlexia' | |
| 'You'll suffer til' the end of time, enduring tortute most of which rhymes, trapped forever here in robot hell!' | |
| ''Alright, This is the third hose fight I've broken up today, and the second using actual hoses.' | |
| 'Well, I was thinking of Philip, ya know after those screwdrivers.' | |
| 'I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: an A-minus-minus.' | |
| ''The value of the gemerald was slightly more than the cost of the damage you caused, a net gain for this great city' | |
| 'By the way, i took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.' | |
| ' Oh, Fry, I love you more than the moon and the stars and the - poetic image number 37 not found' | |
| 'No Pa, I love him.' | |
| 'Well, this is the real me. But I can explain: We all have needs. Mine was to make it with five weirdos and have them scrub my five castles.' | |
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