| Haiku | Villain |
| This was a triumph./We did a lot of science./I'm dead, you monster. | |
| You've faced 'me junior'/And you've faced all seven kids./Princess Peach is mine! | |
| Triforce of Power,/The last piece of the puzzle./Now Hyrule is mine! | |
| Meteor summoned,/I'll become one with Lifestream - /A one-winged angel. | |
| Your soul is mine now!/I made a deal with Quan-Chi - /Deadly alliance. | |
| | Haiku | Villain |
| Jim's love can't save me./Pulse beats with heart of the swarm - /I'm the Queen of Blades | |
| Boss of space pirates./She waits, floating in a jar./The baby killed me. | |
| Eevee, my starter./Gramps can't remember my name - /Please don't name me 'Balls.' | |
| Welcome to Rapture,/Underwater paradise,/The plasmid nightmare. | |
| Cheap Mario clone./Yellow and purple, his garb./Fat little monster. | |
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