| Quote or theme from the episode | name of episode |
| Chris Rock Routine | |
| 'I am so used to fighting corporate that I forget I am corporate—upper management. They hooked me up with an attorney—to protect me. You can't be too careful about what you say | |
| Dwight sulks in his car blasting 'Everybody Hurts' | |
| The warehouse decides to form a union, girls have girl talk | |
| Ryan goes on his first sales call with Dwight | |
| Michael almost kills himself pretending to kill himself | |
| Andy can't remember how this jingle ends, 'Break me off a piece of that - - -' | |
| This episode ends with Michael and Dwight singing 'American Pie' | |
| Office debate over if Hillary Swank is hot, while Dwight and Michael go undercover to their competition | |
| In this episode we find Ryan at the bowling alley and Pam re-thinks her decision to join Michaels new paper company | |
| Andy and Erin try to hide their relationship, Pam sets Michael up with a friend. | |