| About the Jerk | Name of the Jerk |
| Great at baseball, not so great at monogamy | |
| Dropping Hamiltons like... | |
| Famous for 'outing' celebs | |
| The original racist (president of the Confderacy) | |
| Left his wife for Madonna, sleeps with the nanny, all around winner.... | |
| Wanted to get his tubes tied to avoid having kids with his wife... | |
| Audrina Partridge's loser of a boyfriend | |
| Don't sing for him unless you want the whole truth and nothing but the truth.... | |
| Screwed over Kate + 8 | |
| Self-named tv show host; often crosses the fine line between asking tough questions and being a jerk | |
| One of the greatest swindlers in American history; has a financial 'scheme' named for him | |
| Former #1 tennis player, nicknamed 'super brat' | |
| 7th president of the US; evicted Native Americans to Oklahoma | |