| Description | Character |
| This 'psychotic lowlife' refuses to do business with Mal in the pilot episode. | |
| This woman has shot Mal and tries to steal his food in the pilot. | |
| This undercover Alliance agent shoots Kaylee and is later shot by Mal. | |
| This old sadist gives the crew the train job. | |
| This 'spoiled dandy' and 'expert swordsman' takes Inara to a Shindig and almost kills Mal. | |
| This lord with a red sash becomes Mal's second in the duel. He also happens to be the only character directly quoted in this quiz. | |
| This female con artist marries Mal, tries to steal his ship, and later teams up with the crew to steal the Lassiter. | |
| This man is the magistrate of Canton, and he hates Jayne. | |
| | Description | Character |
| This son of the previous answer loses his virginity to Inara. | |
| This man was pushed out of a ship by Jayne, loses an eye, and is locked up for 4 years. | |
| This dude was Serenity's original mechanic. | |
| This war buddy of Mal marries the con artist mentioned in a previous question. We love this guy, don't we? | |
| This man fought in the war with Mal and Zoe. He had his dead body delivered to them. | |
| This former companion and friend of Inara runs a****house that looks like a frozen dinner package. | |
| This man impregnates the****, Petaline, and attacks the****house to get his baby. | |
| This bounty hunter sneaks aboard Serenity to capture River. He also happens to be named after a Civil War general. | |
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