| Quote | Character |
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| 'She doesn't even go here!' | |
| 'You can go shave your back now. Bye Jason.' | |
| 'So fetch!' | |
| 'G-d Karen you're so stupid!' | |
| 'I have a fifth sense.' | |
| 'Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!' | |
| 'And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!' | |
| 'There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!' | |
| 'Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit...' | |
| 'So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfer | |
| 'So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.' | |
| 'Because it's the same in every country.' | |
| 'You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, | |
| 'Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!' | |
| 'The G's silent when I sneak through your door.' | |
| 'Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.' | |
| 'If you're from Africa, why are you white?' | |
| 'You can't join Mathletes, it's social suicide!' | |
| 'I will keep you here until four.' | |
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