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| If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? | |
| Is their another word for synonym? | |
| What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? | |
| If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be? | |
| Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together? | |
| Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an 's' in it? | |
| If a store is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door? | |
| If you are driving at the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights, what happens? | |
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| Why are there flotation devices on a plane instead of a parachute? | |
| Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways? | |
| Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's call shipment, but when you transport it by boat, it's called cargo? | |
| Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? | |
| If God sneezed, what would you say to him? | |
| What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane? | |
| Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? | |
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