| Last Line | Episode | Character |
| 'Kryten, set a course for Red Dwarf. The slime's coming home!' | |
| 'We're on our way, sir.' | |
| 'This guy's pure class.' | |
| 'Okay, take it away, skutters!' | |
| 'What an absolute slag.' | |
| 'There may be a what, a way out of this? Is that what you were gonna say? Speak, Kryten! How can we change what's happening?' | |
| 'It's a smegging garbage pod!' | |
| 'Where would all the calculators go?' | |
| 'I'll see you, son.' | |
| 'If I don't get into some coordinated evening wear, I'm gonna have to resign my post as Most Handsome Guy on the Ship.' | |
| 'Well, let's see what's in there.' | |
| 'How did I do, Mr Lister, sir?' | |
| 'They probably would.' | |
| 'Swivel on it, punk!' | |
| 'Don't ask.' | |
| 'It does work!' | |
| 'What a Dibbley!' | |
| | Last Line | Episode | Character |
| 'Smeg!' | |
| 'I'm going to be an uncle.' | |
| 'Have you got a pen?' | |
| 'Er, guys? We got a problem...' | |
| 'You are the most obnoxious, trumped up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!' | |
| 'Yeah, good luck, man.' | |
| 'Does anyone fancy a vindaloo?' | |
| 'Sigmund Freud, eat your heart out.' | |
| 'Give you five? I can do better than that. I can give you fifteen!' | |
| 'Germs.' | |
| 'We're here to entertain you!' | |
| 'Boy, this is gonna be fun.' | |
| 'Don't worry, sir. I'll work on it.' | |
| 'And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic.' | |
| 'What was he sayin'?' | |
| 'Super!' | |
| 'Holly, plot a course for Fiji! Look out, Earth, the slime's coming home!' | |
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