| Jerry's parents, and Newman, were aghast when the found out Jerry made out at this movie. |
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| Frank Costanza used this move to touch his dates' breasts. |
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| Jerry had had this book checked out of the library since 1971. |
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| Elaine championed this disastrous product at J. Peterman. |
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| Jerry claimed to have this condition when caught urinating in a parking garage. |
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| Jerry kept this liquor around. |
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| Frank Costanza had to see the real 'ASSMAN' when he became impaled on this piece of art by Kramer, which also replaced Jerry's Superman when he and Kramer switched apartments. |
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| Kramer dropped one of these into Elaine's formerly fat artist ex-boyfriend's open splenectomy. |
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| Jerry judged Elaine's boyfriend David Puddy for overusing this gesture. |
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| Elaine described this person as 'a tall, lanky doofus with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein.' |
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| George bought a used LeBaron because the dealer told him this person, who later bit Kramer's hand, was the previous owner. |
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| Crazy Joe Davola, dressed as a clown, infiltrated this opera to put a 'kibosh' on Jerry. |
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| This person, or a look-alike with a British accent, double-parked the group at a liquor store. |
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| George would have preferred to bring this to a dinner party. |
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| After finding it in a dumpster, Kramer set up the old set from this tv show in his apartment. |
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| Jerry ruined George's girlfriend's piano recital by making Elaine laugh hysterically when he placed this on her leg. |
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| Dr. Tim Whatley, who converted to Judaism just for the jokes, was found out re-gifting this item Elaine bought him. |
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| Elaine volunteered to help an elderly woman who is revealed to have had a relationship with this person. |
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| George described this person as having 'a wall of hair and a face like a frying pan.' |
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| George Steinbrenner testified as a character witness against George based on his belief that George was this. |
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| Kramer described this person as having 'a big head and flared nostrils.' |
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| Jerry and Elaine didn't say hello when they saw Frank Constanza out in public with a man wearing this article of clothing. |
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| George received a meal on the house when his boss was mistaken by a waiter for this person. |
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| Elaine's bra-less nemesis Sue Ellen Mischke is the heiress to this fortune. |
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| Elaine dated a man with a house in Tuscany who preferred to be called this. |
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| Kramer almost joined this religion for a woman. |
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| In lieu of Christmas gifts, George donated in his co-workers' names to this fake charity. |
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| Jerry's jacket with this novel feature was ruined when Elaine's father insisted on walking five blocks in the rain to a Pakistani restaurant. |
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| Jerry thought this baked good could bring harmony to race relations. |
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| Frank Costanza and George's arch-nemesis Lloyd Braun relied on this ultimately counterproductive method of stress relief. |
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| Newman claimed this was the busiest mail day of the year. |
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| The maître d' at a Chinese restaurant egregiously mispronounced George's last name thusly. |
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| A friend of Elaine's in whom Jerry had romantic interest thought he was a racist when he showed up at Elaine's apartment with this gift. |
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| Elaine claimed this is Indian for Jerry when she was drunk. |
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| Jerry used this term to describe the smell left in his car by a valet. |
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| Jerry referenced this pseudonym of George's incredulously when George revealed that he'd always wanted to be a history buff. |
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| Kramer got this single line in a Woody Allen movie. |
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| Elaine tactfully used this word to describe a very ugly baby. |
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| Elaine controversially stopped off for some of these on her way to the hospital after her boyfriend was in a car accident. |
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| When he failed to distract his girlfriend, George shouts this as a warning to Jerry as he's attempting to erase her answering machine in the other room. |
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| George used this as his PIN because a date once threw it on him. |
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| Jerry shouted this when his girlfriend's father left something unexpected on his sofa. |
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| Outside of Lorenzo's, Kramer saved himself from trouble with this street gang when he accidentally flashed their 8-finger symbol. |
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| George wanted to give this name to his son before it was 'stolen' by Susan's cousin. |
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| George impersonates a Neo-Nazi with this name to get a limo ride to Madison Square Garden. |
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| Kenny Bania wanted Jerry to buy him another dinner because he doesn't consider this a meal. |
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| This person was described as looking like 'Humpty Dumpty with a melon head.' |
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| When Kramer was banned from a grocery store for trying to return an unsatisfactory peach, he sent Jerry in his stead to pick up this other fruit. |
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| Jerry claimed he hated anyone who grew up with one of these. |
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| This was the surname of the library cop. |
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| The head of NBC joined this organization after Elaine rejected him. |
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| This person claimed to have learned to climb trees in the Pacific Northwest 'like a lemur.' |
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| This was Kramer's doctor alter-ego. |
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| This was the name of the condo community Jerry's parents lived in in Florida. |
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| It caught on when Mr. Pitt ate this candy bar with a fork and knife. |
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| Elaine wrote a spec script for this show, which Kramer later appeared on as Stephen Snell. |
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| This was the nickname given to George by his gym teacher in high school. |
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| George's date praised this food more highly than George's skill in bed. |
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| George was using this as masturbatory material when his mother walked in on him. |
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| George carried this animal in a sling around his neck after he ran it over. |
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| Jerry wouldn't date a woman who he found out had previously dated this person. |
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| Kramer got this actress's number while standing in line at a movie theater. |
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| This was the name of the man at the health club who referred to himself in the third person. |
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| Elaine shouted this when she was on too many muscle relaxers and she meets Jerry's aunt. |
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| Kramer participated in this activity at a child's level. |
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| Elaine had a boyfriend obsessed with this Eagles song. |
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| Jerry broke a bottle of barbeque sauce when he was forced to put his carry-on in the overhead compartment to accomodate this item from one of Susan's friends he was erroneously tol |
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| Jerry said this percent of the population is unattractive and mates exclusively through alcohol. |
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| Elaine dated a saxophonist in the hopes that he'd be good at this. |
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| Jerry owned this person's cufflinks from the movie Cinderfella. |
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| Kramer claimed to see this person at Dinky Donuts. |
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| This was the planned name for Newman's millennium party that he'd been planning since 1978 and booked Christopher Cross for. |
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| Susan's father was revealed to have had an affair with this person. |
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| George did this every time he defecates. |
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| Elaine was carrying this in the parking garage. |
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| Jerry was worried that Tim Whatley sexually assaulted him while knocked out because his clothes were not on the same and Whatley's dentist's office had this designation. |
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| Kramer got beat up while running for not wearing this. |
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| This was the main topic of Kenny Bania's comedy routines. |
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| Kramer constantly referenced questionable information from this never-seen friend who provided a bag of defective condoms and spoke in a high voice from a botched hernia operation. |
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| David Puddy and J. Peterman were fans of this cartoon character; it was even on Puddy's sheets. |
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| Kramer put this in a washing machine to get revenge on a laundromat owner he thought had stolen from Jerry. |
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| Jerry took a lie detector test to prove he didn't watch this show (which he did watch). |
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| This was the name given to Kramer's sex appeal. |
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| Tim Whatley accused Jerry of being one of these. |
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| Kramer accidentally burned this nation's flag at their parade. |
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| Mr. Lippman and his son couldn't resist Elaine because of this. |
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| Mr. Pitt held down this balloon in a parade to disastrous results. |
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| Kramer got his arm stuck in a subway door in an attempt to quickly get one of these. |
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| Kramer dated a coffee shop cashier because she was good at this. |
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| Jerry and Kramer switched apartments when the sign from this establishment was keeping Kramer up at night. |
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| Kramer started going commando because he believed it would increase this. |
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| George sullied this person's Yankees uniform by wiping food all over it. |
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| George went to great lengths to avoid reading this book while appearing that he had. |
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| Jerry claimed not to have done this for 13 years. |
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| George was forced to purchase a book because he'd done this with it. |
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| This spills out of Elaine's purse across the floor of a party. |
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| Kramer had a seizure every time he saw this person on TV. |
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| George said make-up sex was second only to this. |
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| Uncle Leo would't stop talking about Jerry's cousin Jeffrey's employment with this organization. |
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