Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”

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