Literature / Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'

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