Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”

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