Harry Potter FML

Random Literature or Harry Potter Quiz

Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

How to Play
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”

Friend Scores

  Player Best Score Plays Last Played
You You haven't played this game yet.

You Might Also Like...