Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
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'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
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'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”

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