Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”

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