Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”

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