Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”

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