Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
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'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
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'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.

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