Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”

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