Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”

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