Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'

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