Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”

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