Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
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'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
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'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”

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