Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
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'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
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'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'

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