Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
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'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
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'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”

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