Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”

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