Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
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'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
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'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”

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