Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'

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