Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'

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