Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”

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