Literature / Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”

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