Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”

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