Literature / Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”

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