Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”

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